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Old 02-01-2008, 11:51 PM #1
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Smile Officer talking to his Sergeant

Billy Graham was just wrapping up a good night on one of his crusades.

He was all fired up and feeling good. His chauffeur met him and Mr. Graham wanted to kindly thank his chauffeur for his service and serve him. He asked his chauffeur where he would like to go, and he'd drive him.

They got in the car, Billy Graham behind the wheel, treating his chauffeur.

Suddenly there were sirens and lights. Mr. Graham was pulled over for a minor violation. When he rolled down the window to greet the officer, the officer was in shock and explained to him that he'd be right back.

He went back to his cruiser and asked to speak with his sergeant in charge and said, "Sarge, I don't know what to do. I've pulled over someone VERY important in a limo!"

The sarge said, "Who is it this time, the governor of our great state? Let it go."

The officer replied, "No, sarge, bigger than that!" trembling in his voice.

The sergeant asked, with a slightly higher voice, "The president???"

The officer said, "No, sarge, even more important than the president!"

The sergeant said, "There is no one bigger than the president here, officer!" At this time he was confused.

The officer explained, "Sarge, I think I've pulled over God!

The sergeant was quiet with confusion and the officer said, "It has to be God, sarge! Billy Graham is the chauffeur!"



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ROFL that is cute!!! Thanks!
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Now, that's a good one. Thanks for the morning smile KD!
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Love it Kimmy! I "borrowed" it.

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I love it, ((((((Kimmy))))))!!

BIG HUGS, Grandma.

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