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Old 03-10-2008, 04:32 PM #1
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My Mood: Must sell our Mansion!
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Due to severe muscle weakness and fatigue we must sell our mansion to highest bidder! Jus too many stairs! or iz that Stares?
Check it out people! Is fabulous mansion, your entire clan can all move in with ya!
Even granny, uncle Fester, auntie-whiney, cousin bUbBa,
and yer in-laws...hey, how else ya gonna pay for this wonderful place?
Dibs on top! Just hope it don't get too windy.
If ya see it rockin...don't nobody go knockin!
Talk about Tilton Hilton! Paris would be jealous! Too bad Trump didn't tower these babies!
Comes with CB radio in each home, single side band, how bout it thar buddy, break breaker! 3's n' 8s!
Ten 4!...Hamm tower's extra...dot dot, dit dot dit! wow momma out on a T-hunt!

Don't think I'd sleep too well in the little one underneath the bright blue one, loomin over it like is....
cousin Bubba slams a door an is all over! Thar goez tha hood!
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No well behaved woman ever made history!
I am forced to take one day at a time....God won't let me fast foward through the bad times Still life is worth living no matter how bad my pain is....there will be a better day....I tell myself this often, and the sun breaks through the clouds...and I smile!
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