Here I go again.....come on, lets make fun of me...does any of you speak blonde...

Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.
The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs, so she decides to go up and investigate.
When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. They all have white knuckles.
The brunette asks, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
One of the blondes looks up and says to her, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

LOL that's hilarious

Here is another one.....

Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob and says, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob and said, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."
Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.”

I'm a blonde so I have 100% all rights
to post this one!

A College Professor was elaborating on
dynamics in calculations in reformulations
in mathematics, and he noticed one of
his students who appeared not to be
observant and be brooding about. He
summoned him up to the front of the
class and asked him a question:

Define "Eternity"?

The student was extremely quick to
respond with:

Professor, Sir, 4 Blonde women at
a 4-way stop-sign intersection.

That is very funny Southie.

It also reminded me (I'm not a blonde but it just goes to show that it doesn't always take a blonde to do something ridiculous) of the time that I had just gotten off of a 12 hour shift after a 6 day work week. I was sooooo tired -

How tired was I???

I was sooooo tired that I stopped at a four way stop (just stop signs) and,
after probably 10 mintues - this was in the middle of the night when I got off shift around 3 in the morning - realized that I had been waiting for the light to turn green - UH, stop signs don't turn green!!!

That's how tired I was.

Oh my gosh Southie, that a good one....one blonde to another...we both speak blonde!!