One day, while going to the store, a woman passed by a
>>> nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying
>>> naked on the grass.
>>>
>>>
>>> She thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on her
>>> way to the store.
>>>
>>>
>>> On her return trip, she passed the same nursing home with
>>> the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
>>>
>>>
>>> This time her curiosity got the best of her, & she went
>>> inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do
>>> you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front
>>> lawn?'
>>>
>>>
>>> 'Yes,' she said.



They're retired prostitutes; they're having a yard sale.

Oh my, I hope I didn't offend anyone with this joke.

Not at all! It's very difficult to offend me, mel.

Thanks much. I really laughed out loud when I heard this one!!!