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Are We Lost?
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The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator,
'Do you know what I use this for?'

The navigator replied timidly, 'No, what's it for?'

The pilot responded, 'I use this on navigators who get me lost!'

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, 'What's that for?'

'To be honest sir,' the navigator replied, 'I'll know we're lost before you will.'

That's pretty good Steve. Maybe you should put that on the "eat the pilot" thread in the Stumble Inn .