[oldsteve]

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting
about their relationships and decided they needed to spice up their love
lives.
All three agreed to wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask
over their eyes that evening with their respective lovers.
After a few days they meet up for lunch and compared notes.

The engaged woman: "The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we
made love all night long."

The mistress: "Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all
night."

The married woman: "I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night...when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in
the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'