Morris returns from the doctor
and tells his wife
that the doctor has told him that
he has only 24 hours to
live.

Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife
for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband
goes to his wife and says, "Honey,
you know I now have only 18
hours to live.Could we please do it one more
time?"

Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he
looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder
and asks,"Honey, please... just one more time
before I die."

She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make
love for the third time.

After this session, the wife rolls
over and falls asleep.

Morris, however, worried about his
impending, tosses and turns,until he’s down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.
"Honey, I have only 4 more
hours.Do you think we
could..."

At this point the wife sits up and
says, "Listen
Morris,I have to get up in the morning... you
don't.”