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01-29-2009, 02:26 PM | #1 | |||
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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.." "Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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01-29-2009, 04:44 PM | #2 | |||
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Good one you got me there lol
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02-01-2009, 05:08 PM | #3 | |||
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Alffe (02-20-2009) |
02-01-2009, 05:22 PM | #4 | |||
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Ha HA ha HA hee hee hee
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Alffe (02-20-2009) |
02-09-2009, 02:54 PM | #5 | ||
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very funny... want one near the window? ... HAHAHAHA |
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Alffe (02-20-2009) |
02-19-2009, 06:11 PM | #6 | |||
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Hey alffe, The dirrector didn't fool me with his 'trick'.
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Alffe (02-20-2009) |
02-23-2009, 07:39 AM | #7 | |||
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Loved it ... I would have pulled the plug
or opened the drain ... whichever that was there! That was a good one - insomuch, I've used it on "innocent" folks ... so far the "head count" has been 21 to 2. (With the majority wanting the window view - *laughing*)
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03-22-2009, 12:07 AM | #8 | |||
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that was great haha... yes please, i'd like a bed near the window :P
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05-02-2009, 04:38 PM | #9 | ||
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Bed near the window, please. HA! HA! HA!
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05-04-2009, 02:55 AM | #10 | |||
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LOL, ha ha. Got me too!
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