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Old 01-29-2009, 02:26 PM #1
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Default The Bath tub test....

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.."

"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

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Good one you got me there lol
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Ha HA ha HA hee hee hee
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very funny... want one near the window? ... HAHAHAHA
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Hey alffe, The dirrector didn't fool me with his 'trick'.
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