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Old 02-19-2009, 06:25 AM #1
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After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
"35 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl".

Now I have a $250,000.00 home, a $25,000.00 car, nice big bed and 35" screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 60-year-old woman.
"It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things." I said to her.

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.
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It's not that she's reasonable, oldsteve. She's wise!
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yes I am sure she would send you out and let you get that little tv and apt. if you find a 25 year old that would put up with you OLD MAN hehhehee

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