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Old 01-29-2009, 02:26 PM #1
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During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you
determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub.."

"Oh, I understand," I said "A normal person would use the bucket
because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do
you want a bed near the window?"

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Good one you got me there lol
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Ha HA ha HA hee hee hee
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very funny... want one near the window? ... HAHAHAHA
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Hey alffe, The dirrector didn't fool me with his 'trick'.
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Shocked Innocent Victims! *evil grins* Blame it on Alffe!
Loved it ... I would have pulled the plug
or opened the drain ... whichever that
was there!



That was a good one - insomuch, I've
used it on "innocent" folks ... so far
the "head count" has been 21 to 2.
(With the majority wanting the window
view - *laughing*)
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that was great haha... yes please, i'd like a bed near the window :P
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Bed near the window, please. HA! HA! HA!
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LOL, ha ha. Got me too!

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