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06-09-2009, 05:36 AM | #1 | ||
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How She Got the Raise ------------------------- A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase... The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: 'Your husband said so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: 'Your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.' Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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06-14-2009, 09:47 PM | #2 | ||
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LOL! Where on earth do you come up with alll of these?
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