LOL. Well, apparently momma raccoon doesn't mind Rush Limbaugh. :rolleyes:

But here's my new account. :mad:

The animal control officer left a live trap on my porch yesterday and some canned cat food (Fancy Feast - they call it 'kitty crack'). They called and told me that if I couldn't figure out how to set the trap to call them and they would come over.

So....I tried and could not figure out for the life of me and called them. The lady came right over and set the trap and put it in the crawl space which I then covered back up. They told me to check each morning and night and call them right away if she was in there.

Before leaving for work this morning I dutifully go out to check her majesty's domain. Kitty Crack was very enticing because the can was in there, empty, and rolled to a different section of the cage. The trap door was tripped...and the trap door was also ripped off its hinges. No raccoon inside.

:thud:

I'm guessing the cage is about 2' x 4'? Anyway, yup, she got trapped but it was of no nevermind to her!