OK, I just experienced this and I sure would like to know if it is widespread. I was freezing up a bit but the dogs needed to be fed, as they were making quite clear. Unfortunately that meant wading through a small canine sea of three into the cramped laundry room where the food is kept, filling three bowls, etc etc. A Parkie nightmare when freezing. But I gave it a try and it was as unpleasent as xpected.

But as I was using one image to break loose (walking a plank on the ground) I began to wish it was as simple to break the turning part as well. Visualizing a platform didn't do it for me. In a moment of inspired frustration I plucked a folded newspaper from a nearby table, threw it onto the floor, stepped onto it, and suddenly could spin like a blasted top!

Would somebody try this one? I will try to find a source for those bags newsboys used to carry. Wonder what the fine for littering is?