Parkinson's disease sufferer, 54, held by police at Olympic cycling road race 'because he would not smile'

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Business Cards for Parkinson’s patients to hand out in the street and during conversations, as many as required, depending on the situation.

The cards say:

“I have Parkinson’s. What is your excuse?”

“Wanna snort some Mirapex, baby?”

“Not inebriated. Please get me some booze”

“Come with me to Vegas.”

“No known cause, no known cure. A lot like you.”

“Part of my brain is dead, and it was my favorite part.”

“Parkinson’s: $200 million a year research; nothing new in 60 years. Just give us the money and leave us alone.”

“I was okay until I met you.”

“They are doing experiments on me. Are you one of the experiments?

“When you hear sizzling and smoke comes out your ears, you’ve got what I’ve got.”

“I have trouble undressing myself. Want to be a good citizen?”

“When I fall down, I am just practising for my sky-diving classes.”

“The Parkinson’s Underground Internet Conspiracy – rich, powerful, stoned on levodopa, and coming to your neighborhood sooner than you think.”

“Don’t drink the water. It’s in the water.”

“There, but for the grace of God… no, wait a minute.”

“And to think that I used to vote conservative.”

“So just exactly what are you afraid of?”

“At least it teaches me a lot about you.”

“We will soon be a majority. Things will change.”

“We are pretending to have Parkinson’s, just like Michael J. Fox.”

“We can’t dance, the experts say. But we are awfully good stuntmen and body doubles.

I always wonder when I go and buy beerif the clerk my think I was impaired and call the police.Glad my sinemet is helping with my poor balence.

In the U S there would be a big law suit. There are other ways to protect racers than abusing people do don't smile.'