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12-30-2007, 07:54 PM | #1 | |||
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Minds & Behinds!
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology" The town's fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to: "Hysteria and Posteriors" This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" No go, so they tried: "Catatonics and High Colonics" Thumbs down again, so they tried: "Manic-depressives and ****-retentives" Still not good, so they tried: "Minds and Behinds" Still no go. Nor did: "Analysis and **** Cysts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either, so they finally settled on: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
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12-30-2007, 09:41 PM | #2 | |||
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That is so funny! Thanks for the laugh! Mary |
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