In a DRESS even !!!!

Whoa, given my red rash and bedhead....and my disposition lately, the he/she looks like me!

I don't think it is good to mess with Mother Nature!

Oh, back to commercials....the talking babies of course, and really cute....and I like the credit scores that are dogs....'Bad 509, bad, bad!' and the score catcher when he falls chasing a score....and then the 'Nice 754, you are such a nice 754....' or whatever number it is. Now, I am not endorsing products or services, but, I wonder what 'medication' some of these creative advertising people are on! I want a job like that!!

I ended up with an event monitor on....I tried to tell the folks at the clinic that I erupt when I have anything sticky on me....Lord....I have these quarter sized elevated, angry red, itchy things from wearing the electrodes for 1 day! Ugh, 30 to go! I will have 60 spots that don't fade even from steroid cream for 6 weeks! There has to be a better way. Of course, if any one ever wore an event monitor.....does it always have to cause all arrhythmias to suddenly grown quiescent???

I will definitely look like that rooster....or some turkey vulture....or a target!

....did you see the one with the caveman tour-guide in front of the whitehouse
riding on one of those 2-wheeled/walker/scooter thingy's ? And all the other tourists on those contraptions (what are they called anyway??).....omg
Thank God for my DVR, i rewound that commercial about 5 times and it was funnier each time......

keeping on topic: Re PN......
WHAT ARE those thingy's I'm referring to?? does anyone know? They would be ideal for someone like me whose legs constantly give me pains......
They have 2 wheels, you stand on it holding the handle and you just zoom all over the place..... are they battery operated?

Anyway.....it looked hilarious on the commercial.......

They are called Segway's:

http://www.segway.com/individual/models/index.php

The first time I saw one, I thought they would be great as well, and actually looked into the price. They are very proud of their product. $5,000-$7,500.

My Medicare will kick in June 2011. Maybe by then, Medicare will cover them

Oh those caveman commercials are great, too. I have laughed a good deal at those as well.....oh, and it was 'good 745' not 754 or whatever number I had....gee, can you imagine TV without commercials, lol??

I don't know if a segway will work for me since standing upright with my goofy autonomic goings on is an issue, but, it is an interesting idea. I do think I am going to have to more than consider a cane....maybe I can paint roosters and chickens or some other kind of 'wildlife' on it.

Would that be 'chickcanery'???

At least I will have some defense against an assailant!

I've been using a cane for a couple of years now. So far, the only thing I've done to decorate it is to wrap white and red ribbon diagonally around it at Christmas time.

So, I had a 'candy' cane.

I've thought of decorating for other holidays as well, but haven't been able to come up with anything clever. You have a clever mind. Please share your ideas with me.

We could do the Maypole thing! Then of course, comes Flag Day.

I did a 'search' trying to find a 'cool' walking cane.......but all i could come up with was a walking penguin.....



Curtain call! Lites Out!
Why am i up at this crazy hour looking up stuff like this?

OK, how about the commercial where the lady who can't see because she needs new glasses, lets in the raccoon, instead of her beloved cat...."Let's go snuggle with mommy" she croons to the coon!

My gosh, when I first saw that one, I almost split a gut.

I have a 'cane' or walking stick, with a head like a goose.....I don't intend to have ordinary canes, nope, nope, nope.