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12-23-2011, 09:58 PM | #1 | |||
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HOW TO WRAP GIFTS WHEN YOU OWN A CAT:
• Remove gift from bag. Now remove cat from bag. • Open box to check gift. Now remove cat from box, replace gift. • Smooth out gift wrap, realize cat is underneath it and remove cat. • Toss out first sheet of wrap as cat has chased the scissors and torn the paper. • Place gift on paper to hold in place while tearing transparent tape. • Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent tape from cat with nail scissors. • Look for a length of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon. • When finished, put gift and all wrapping materials in locked closet. • Look for cat before discovering cat has somehow gotten into closet and shredded gift paper. • Begin again at step 1. • Upon completion, spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion. • Untie box, unwrap gift, and remove cat. • Go to store and buy a gift bag
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Lara (12-24-2011), zygopetalum (01-16-2012) |
12-24-2011, 06:13 AM | #2 | |||
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That's exactly how it goes!
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"Thanks for this!" says: | Koala77 (12-24-2011) |
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