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When, I get my hands on a no.2

been thinking about this song and what it means...

That, is all

Don't know if this is the proper forum:p

YIKES! :eek: Don't think I've ever heard THAT one before :p

My mother always taught me to use toilet paper. With our dog, we use plastc bag, and shape our hands around to fit like a glove. :rolleyes:

However, we NEVER touch the stuff unless we absolutely HAVE to - or accidentlly step into the stuff. It tends to leave a lasting scent in the room - kinda like white diamonds. :D

Hmmmmm, I searched and searched the internet with the title you've given and can't find any song titled that! :rolleyes:

What I did find was this, a song by the Doors. (Love the Doors! I even met Jim Morrison in 1968 in Berkley, CA, and he invited us to sit with him at an outdoor cafe table and have coffee with him! :D )

Quote:

Land Ho by The Doors
Album: Morrison Hotel
Date: 1970

Grandma loved a sailor, who sailed the frozen sea
Grandpa was that whaler and he took me on his knee
He said: 'Son, I'm going crazy from livin' on the land
Got to find my shipmates and walk on foreign sands'

This old man was graceful with silver in his smile
He smoked a briar pipe and he walked four country miles
Singing songs of shady sisters and old time liberty
Songs of love and songs of death and songs to set men free
Ya

I've got three ships and sixteen men
A course for ports unread
I'll stand at mast, let north winds blow till half of us are dead
Land ho

Well, if I get my hands on a dollar bill gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill
If I get my hands on a number five gonna skin that litlle girl alive
If I get my hand on a number two come back home and marry you
Marry you, marry you
Alright
Land ho

Found at Song Facts.

And at that site, people have posted what they think the song means.

Yikes, Doody - Ya don't think she's talkin' bout skinning ME alive, do ya? :eek:

Keep talking to her, wouldja - she skeers me. :o

Maybe your friend, The Door, can help. :p

I aint scared and as a writer I like that line lots the zillions of things one can do with a number 2 (if they write poems or stories) . cgirl hope you are doing well and hanging in there :hug:
Peace
BMW

Yeah, well, we kinda figured that with a name like "burntmarshmallow." I take it you've been around the campfire a time or two, huh? :D

:ROTFLMAO: :Head-Spin:
campfire you are funny my a.c. is down for the last 3 days and it is ugly hot here in fla. I feel very much like a burntmarshmallow right now. smoresssss anyone :p
peace peace
BMW

Quote:

Originally Posted by KathyM (Post 136545)

Yes... I was thinking it was a rather dirty title, too.

:eek:

CT

Do ya think we should support this porn to the authorities? :D

You guys are so funny!!!

It was the Doors song that I was referring to--Ya'll gave me a pretty good chuckle though!!

Cgirl:D