Random Thoughts
This thread is for light-hearted random thoughts or sayings. Anyone can add a thought or saying. I'm going to start it off and I will add a thought or saying each day. I hope others will join in. :)
Here's today's random thought: I'm great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. |
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. :D
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Life is short, eat dessert first.
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I’ve decided I’m not old, I’m 25 plus shipping and handling :p
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Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
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I live by:
Is it really a mistake if no one knows? |
Take my advice — I'm not using it. |
People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday :D
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Fish and houseguests smell after 3 days :)
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I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.
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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
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On my Pepperidge Farm cookie packet - If you're gonna eat a cookie, eat a cookie (they are delish!)
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I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it. :p:D:cool:
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My mother would often say" If I knew I was going to fall, I would have sat down"!!!!
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
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When I married Mr. Right, I had no idea his first name was Always.
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Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer!
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Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
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I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. :p
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"I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
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Why do medications never have any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medicine bottle that says, "May cause extreme sexiness"
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I'd love it if it would say "May cause unexpected weight loss."
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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Kindness is a language the blind can see and the deaf can hear.
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Did I kill this thread back in June? :D
We've got to think up some good thoughts to post here. Have some fun. I'm having such a hard time lately with word recall. Well, all I can think of right now are funny things my Dad used to say. He was so funny sometimes and I miss his quirky sense of humor. We had an ultra sensitive smoke detector at the house I grew up in. It used to go off all the time. Whenever Dad was home and we'd all be gathering for dinner it seemed to go off almost on que. And Dad would yell out "dinner's ready!" as soon as he heard the alarm. Mom would always act like she didn't like it but we all knew she would smile to herself when she thought nobody was looking. |
Another funny "Dad" memory.
Mom was very conservative and wearing long shorts in the summer was about as far as she'd go to stay cool in hot weather. One year we went to Myrtle Beach and everyone had bathing suits on. Mom came out of the bathroom with some type of bathing suit she had purchased just for the trip. I still don't know where on earth she found it but as soon as Dad saw it he said "Mom's bathing suit's got a hole in the knee". I had to think about it for a minute but then I got it. Dad......always the comic. :D |
Most of the world’s problems could be solved if only people would use cruise control. Besides, a worm doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
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You can't hum while holding your nose.
***Admit it....you just tried it!*** |
If life was easy we’d all die of boredom
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I'm reviving this thread, partly so that people who visit here aren't always seeing a thread saying there's nobody here. There are people here.:)
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Sounds like ms, to me ;)
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