Silly Questions/Silly Answers - Fun Thread
 

Just for fun . . . MS has given me the opportunity to think too much. LOL j/k But I do find my self questioning, in a wonderment sort of way, all sorts of things. Today, someone posed a question to me and I just cracked up. So I thought it would be fun to have a thread full of silly questions and silly answers. We all have so much going on and can certainly use the stress relieve of laughing.

My question, as my friend asked today,:

In the song the "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" was the bikini yellow with white polka dots or white with yellow polka dots? Or maybe it was yellow and black? Or yellow and blue? What was it?

Well... if the polka dots were yellow, I would guess yellow on white. :D

Well, that is what I always thought. But then we were discussing polka dots in general. I made DD18 and red polka dot dress for her sweet 16. It was red with white dots. So would you called that a white polka dot dress? :D

I remember the album cover showed a picture of a white bikini with yellow polka dots.

Today the want ads in our paper listed a size 12 black ladies coat for sale. Why did the Black lady want to sell her coat and what color is it?

I'm gonna date myself with this one!

Do you think the purple people eater was hungry all the time?

I always wondered if the Hokey Pokey, really was what it's all about.:confused: :p

sorry, Trish ...

but, when that song came out ... polka dots was 'common' on most fabric ... and they were white dots on colored fabric ... must of been an easy application to print or something ...

my dad was known for his red polka dot hat .. he wore it everywhere .. and I have a few pix to prove it!! and whenever I see one - I think of my dad! (yes, red fabric WITH white dots) ... :D

Was the purple people eater purple in color or did it eat purple people?

I always thought that the bikini was yellow with pink polka dots. Not quite sure why. :confused:

As to the hokey pokey, it seems way toooooo familiar with what seems to happen with office politics.


:D

ooh, got another one. Why was the submarine yellow?

Yeah, it was yeller with white pokey dots!!:D

Because it was scared..:D

Duh! to attract the attention of the hot chicks in their yellow polka dot bikinis!

okay ...

why is it when we take a test ... and don't come up with the answer, or answer it incorrectly ...

then we get it back and say "I knew that!!" why is that???

And while we're still on the subject of colors ...... is a zebra black with white stripes, or is it white with black stripes?

Has anyone seen my pink purple polka dotted elephant running around? The guy got loose...

Why do you always see signs that say "Lots for Sale", but there's never anything there but empty fields? There isn't lots of anything!

And... why is a bra singular, but you buy a pair of panties?

And how do we know if the words in the dictionary are spelled correctly?

And, why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

NO, NO! It was A YELLOW POLKA DOTS bikini. And I always pictured a white background bikini with yellow dots. DH has his computer on a black child's computer desk. It's been pulled off the market and renamed as it was targeting a buyer market a little too specifically. Of course the purple colored (kind looking like Barney) people eater was always hungry. Have you ever heard of anyone being eaten by him? All these answers are logical. (although truthfully Bets mostly beats me at Trivia. Maybe I read things wrong)

Or maybe Bets is in a different box than me she's thinking outside of. Sunday I was thinking Arby's.

Ya'll are funny!!!! I now have so many questions to ponder on as I go about my day. Purple people eaters wearing yellow polka dotted bikinis chasing down missing pink purple polka dotted elephants, gobbling up purple people, and "miss spelling" words in the dictionary to trick us all. :eek::D Oh what is this world coming to. :D

I do this every day in MSTrivia..:D

Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parking lot? :confused:

Who has the Peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?

According to the legend.....Peter Piper has them! He's still counting! :rolleyes:

Who wrote the book of love?? I wonder.

None of the men I've dated in the past 8 years! :rolleyes:

Well,who said a guy wrote it?

I had DD try on a dress like that for her prom. She came out and stated firmly, "Mom, I am NOT Minnie Mouse."

I had that 45...about the polka dot bikini...I always pictured the bikini as purple with yellow polka dots.
Why are they polka dots? Why not fox trot dots? Or Waltz dots?

And why are only white elephants sold at a white elephant sale? Are there really white elephants?

I just read the label on the "stool softener" my Doctor prescribed.

"Gentle and predictable; results within 12 to 72 hours".

:confused:

I predict I will have a BM in 12 to 72 hours!! :cool:

So why does cargo go by ship, but a shipment goes by truck?

What happens if you pour spot remover on your dog?

If I go to a garage sale and agree to buy it, how am I going to get it home with all that stuff in it?

I think the yard from a yard sale would be more difficult. :D

There's got to be an albino elephant somewhere. Don't albinos occur in all species?

I want to know how to get hired as a paint color namer. I mean really, can you imagine sitting around coming up with names for colors. I could do that from home. Amber Afternoon, Decadent Blue, Pure Pasture, Stepping Out - these are all real color names (Ace Paint Colors). LOL I want this job.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

LMAO! I have no comment. :D This is a G-rated site. LOL

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do banks leave the door wide open, but chain their pens to the counter?

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Does killing time damage eternity?

When night falls who picks it up?

When day breaks who fixes it?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

Who decided that the word 'lisp' should have an s in it?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why didn't Noah swat those two flies?