Ribbit, Ribbit, Calling Artist!!!
 

I think your frog can sense the water in your bathroom and that is why he refuses to leave. I have a idea. Plug the tub and fill it with water. Add some colored rocks and a few fake plants. Throw in a plastic treasure chest for the bottom and WaaaaLaaaaa!!!! Instant Aquarium!!! I Love It!!!

You could even add some gold fish as long as your new friend doesn't eat them. Can you imagine how big they will get in a tank that large? WOW! In fact I am so excited about helping you with this project I am going to send you a aerator for bubbles. If anyone else wants to contribute I'm sure they will.

Don't you just love it Artist!!!???? We also need to give your new friend a name. How about RODNEY?? I like Rodney!!! Okay everyone. Lets help Artist name her frog. I say Rodney should be his name.

Chin Up!!! Mark xoxoxoxoxoxoox :hug:

Hey Mark,

You are completely crazy, you know that?? :D I just love Rodney, though he kind of looked more like a Frank. I was finally Very Brave and found him a new home in the ditch outside my house. It's a very sought-after ditch, excellent location, all mod-cons and near the shops. Well, OK, it's right near the water run-off, got a few lily pad kind of things and is full of mosquitos, oh yeah baby, we look after our squatters in this part of the world ;)

Saw him sitting there this evening, drinking a cup of green tea and watching frog television; looked pretty comfortable...

I have a very small "water feature" small fountain thingy on my roof (usually switched off) - tried some fish and two things happened. One, they drove the dog bananas and two, they got cooked in the Hong Kong heat - dinner was always ready when I got home...!

You caught me just before bed, I shall expect to see names in the morning...I leave it in your capable hands, LOL.

take care :hug: :hug:

Oh! Of course, he could have been a girl frog, he did spend ages in the bath.....

Hey Mark,

I'm not sure about Rodney. Actually, I don't think thats a good name for a frog. That may be because when I was young and of questionable maturity, I named my Important Organ, Rodney (Rod for long).

The real reason I oppose Rodney, however, is that everyone knows frogs should be named Bill.

You see, Bill is short for William, as in William Boyd, better known as Hopalong Cassidy or Hoppy.

Frankly, I'm disappointed that you would choose to give a frog a name that men use for their male organs. Get your mind out of the gutter, my friend...Vic

Personally, I think the name Fred just screams frog. See, it just jumps out on the page. Or he could be Phillip. It doesn't scream frog like Fred does, but it is another name.

I AM THE ONLY FROG ON HERE....


.... AND STAYING SO!!!!


;) ;) ;)

Girl: Thomasina the Toad, Fernalla the Frog, Fergie the frog (like that one!), Francis, Evangeline,

Guy: Carlos, Boris, Lewis, Bob... (loving that one!),

All love and hope the little critter gave a great house warming party!!

Love ya

The real froggsy xxxxxxxxxxxxx

LOL...WOW Vic I am blushing. :o

Shelley your blushing? how about me too????
 

My my Vicc! Never crossed my mind when thinking of the name Rodney that it might also be used to name a male member of society!! :wink: :wink: WOW!! I named mine Little Willy until I got older now he's just Will. :o

I suppose the Frog (Toad) or Prince in waiting could actually be a female therefore I suggest the name BRENDA!!! Yeh I like BRENDA !!!!!! But you all may find better. Artist wants the answers by morning her time.

But then I'd have to call him Willie, same kind of thing as Rod. No **** either, then? Or John Henry? No Percy......Now, if it was a girl FROG (scyooozey moi, Ms. Frogga, FROG).....LOL

Hmmm...Boris...not bad..

all the best!

Hah ha, I just got asterisked! that was Dee eye see kay - what happens here if it's really your name??? How funny!

Hmm. Artist. imteresting that poor Richard will have to live his forum life as ****.

I learned some time ago that *** gets asterisked, and Jesus rode into town on one of them...well, two actually, his and the animal... Imagine my surprise then when asses got past the filter.

Mark, you just gaily wander through the field, not missing even one pasture patty. Brenda is the name of my first TRUE LOVE, and the first woman ever introduced to Rodney...erm, actually Rod at that particular moment.

I think it would be a travesty to name the critter Brenda.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about Norma back in pre-school. But she doesn't really count...more of an informal after school project; a pre-biology 101...Vic

Wonder how long this is gonna go one before someone drops the hammer on us.

hehehe...it ain't me gonna drop it. y'all are pretty tame. :wink:

Amen to that! Loud applause!! :ROTFLMAO: (...didn't for one minute think it would be you, Curious...)
all the best!

well...bribing certain mods with choccy always helps. :D

Hey a little bit of fun/silly talk doesn't hurt anyone! IMO
As long as your not calling each other those names LOL:D

Nice to hear about your first true love Vicc!

Artist-
I have to see the critter before I can get any name vibes!
can you recapture it and take a picture?:D :D
so i can get some inspiration for a name for ms/mr Toady

Curious,
That's disgraceful, how shocking! ---------> psst, quick, take it....
all the best :)

Jo,

Yeah, right, hang on, I'll just pop out and get him back, my FROG, that is..

He looked just like the one above, but a lot less delicious...
all the best ;)

Odd that all this should....arise, shall we say (?) only days after I stopped taking Paxil, which we all know seriously influences the outlook of what those TV commercials call "...that particular part of the male anatomy".

I mean, Rodney, who has been out of sorts for some time; just sorta hanging around listlessly, begins pointing out things that seem to have gone unnoticed for all this time, is suddenly reminded of Brenda, who he remembers well...very well indeed, at this particular point in time? Coincidence? I wonders.

Well, time will tell. Meanwhile, though I've never considered myself an Anglophile, I'll try to keep a stiff upper lip as I travel through waters not exactly uncharted, but certainly unexplored in some time...Vic

Now Now everyone! LOL
 

Dan went to his appointment with the urologist.
In the examining room he told the doctor, "Don't laugh!"

"Of course I won't laugh, " the doctor said.
"I'm a professional. In more than twenty years
I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then, " Dan said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,
Revealing the tiniest 'Willie the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a triple A battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling,
Then fell to the floor laughing hysterically. Ten minutes
Later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his
Composure.

"I'm so sorry, " he said. "I really am. I don't know what
Came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman,
I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be
The problem?"

"It's swollen, " Dan replied. :eek:

FROG

:thud:
:Off-Topic: alan...you didn't mention a frog. :ROTFLMAO:

Frog
 

Ok FROG added.

:Doh:

Chocolate!

:mfr_wha:

:Doh:

:Bang-Head: :thud:

:ROTFLMAO:

Why?

You can't seriously believe that Artist would kiss a frog simply becsuse I asked her; more likely she would just tell me to f-off and then you mods would have to correct her by explaining that using words that generally describe fun activities in a perjorative way is simply not tolerated here.

;) the software takes care of that. ****

Artist is a lady, she would never say ****-off; not here, not anywhere. I suspect that in the joy of the moment, however, she could drop a bit of that British reserve and let slip an F-off; especially considering the direction this particular thread has taken.

So, if she did say F-off, your software would be useless. Real human beings would have to meet to discuss this serious transgression, decide what to do about it, then do it.

You and your fellow mods would never meet, nor discuss, much less act, because you know such a reply would be good-natured fun. Besides, you'd all be too busy laughing you asses off over the fact that she said it in the first place...Vic

:Blush2: umm...yep.

Chocolate WHAT?? ROFL
 

I am laughing out loud - hilarious!
you guys can really cut up

reminds me of things we used to talk about at work sometimes- made those 10 hr days just fly by....

Ahem, Jose,

I think you really need to read the entire thread carefully, before you say anything else you may find painfully embarrasing later.

For example: There was a suggestion to name the frog "Willie", but that's Mark's penis's name too.

I could go on, but I think you just got the picture, or as we like to say it THE PICTURE.

The unwary are stumbling around in a minefield of double-enterdre, made worse by the fact that some of us (me) are really pushing to find out exactly what the linuts are.

I might also warn you: They know about Bubba. Well, they know he exists (you haven't killed him, have you?). They want to know what I mean when I ask for more Bubba stories.

Oh, BTW, don't suggest "Rodney" either. That's my SO's (significant organ) name...Vic

Hey Artist: I'll trade my bear for your frog, What d'ya say? Lil

What sex is the Frog??
 

That's easy. You just squeeze its stomach and if something pops out it's a BOY!!! Sheeeeesh you guys. :D :D :D :D :D

:grouphug: :grouphug:

:eek:

mark has been squeezing frogs again!

artist...keep that from in hong kong...far far away from mark. :wink:

:grouphug: :grouphug: :grouphug:

Errrrrrr..........?
 

Hmmm. :Hum: Excuse me again...but I am confused?

Squeezing things about their middles might definately cause some poppages to go on, but not just in MALES. :eek:

Er..Uh....Hmmm. :o It is called....you know. Going number 2? ;)

:confused: So...how exactly would that help in determining if this is a boy frog of girl frong?

Seems to me all it wouldhelp to determine is what color POO (or maybe even pee) frog poo is. :rolleyes:

Uh...unless this IS a Chocolate Frog we are talking about here, in that case it would probably produce chocolate chips! :D

I must be missing something...:o

:ROTFLMAO:

On that note....

((hugs))
Jose :OuttaHere:

I have solved it...

Artist - get a photo of a girlie frog and a photo of a boy frog and discover which it goes closer too!!! (Admittedly it could be a gay frog.. in which case I think either Fergus or Ferdinand).

Remeber I am still Frogga! and the one and only....

Vic - I told Rodney about your SO and he is very disturbed. now...oh, and I'm british too!!! I'm VERY decorous.. you are talking to someone who had elocution and deportment lessons.... !!

slightly ruined by my ****ing gutter language!!

Love ya'll

Froggsy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ok, I have an idea of figuring out if its a he or a she....or a heshe.


Anyways, buy 3 frogs. A girl frog, a boy frog, and a gay frog. Put the girl frog with ur frog and see what happens. If that doesn't work, let her go and try the boy frog. If that fails too, let him free and you are left with 2 gay frogs. Congratulations. :wink:

Ok I had to google for the frog sex facts-
[4. How do I tell the sex of my frog or toad?

Sexing frogs depends on the species. There are a number of tropical species that are dimorphic in regards to color, with the males being more colorful than females. In Minnesota, Bullfrogs and Green Frog males have larger eardrums than females. In some species males will have enlarged thumbs. Most good field guides will provide descriptions of the differences.

Under certain conditions, some frogs can change their sex! Check it out:
http://newton.dep.anl.gov/askasci/bio99/bio99128.htm ]

[4. Will frogs and toads breed with other species?
Not successfully. Some males are nonselective of mates and will mount other males, which will give a warning noise for the other to release its grasp. ]

and some other stuff

[1. What is the difference between frogs and toads?
Frogs have:
smooth or slimy skin
strong, long legs
webbed hind feet
two bulging eyes
lay eggs in clusters
a group of frogs is called an
ARMY of frogs

Toads have:
warty and dry skin
stubby bodies with short hind legs
paratoid glands behind eyes
lay eggs in long chains
a group of toads is called a
KNOT of toads]

http://cgee.hamline.edu/frogs/science/faq1.html#anatomy

BULGING EYES?!?!?

..... and anyone an expert on frogs ear drums? not something I'm overly [I]familiar with!!

maybe get a frogologist to have a look... you could also watch it - if it farts, scratches itself, drinks pond water (equivalent to lager) its a boy.. if it likes eating chocolate, buying shoes and pink it's a girl.....

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey Mark :You-Rock:
you've done a brilliant job, big gold star..

And woah! Finally managed to get online for more than a very quick look-see....and what do I find? People Taking My Name in Vain, no less! -----> hey Vic, eff off, she said sweetly, LOL (oh look, no asterisks)....had a quick talk to the frog, btw - gotta go again, back in a couple of hours or so....

all the best :wink:

Or maybe not - I've got a temperature, not very high, but I'm taking an early night (nearly midnight here anyway...)