Buffet Rage
 

Are you guilty of this crime against fellow diners?

Recently, I was at a fairly upscale dining establishment where a light appetizer buffet was part of the dinner experience. I noted a definite pattern in behavior every time the fresh load of shrimp was brought to the buffet. Otherwise collected and courteous individuals launched into a mad frenzy to grab the fresh shrimp, bolting through the dining room, disheveling chairs, rushing past the elderly, and essentially shoving young diners out of their ways. Now, I'm not talking about one or two people, I am talking about 25-30 in every wave of the free-for-all. It was astonishing.

As a fellow diner, I felt it was my obligation to ram a few of them with my scooter. I got my shrimp.

Good for you! Management should have been more aggressive in escorting the Invading Vandals/Goths/Huns off the premises... maybe with some discarded shrimp tails scattered after them... :wink:

ROFL!!

Why do I have this mental picture of you at high speed running over people with leetle plates in their hands?:p

I am one of the people who waits a minute or two and then menaces the grabbers with my particular asset...( being 6'2)

There's nothing quite like a scary woman towering over you glowering when you KNOW you are in the wrong! :cool:

If you line the basket on the front of your scooter, you could just upend the whole shrimp tray for yourself.

Hmmm. I like to think that I wait patiently when the crablegs come out, but that probably doesn't happen until after the 3rd trip.....Before that, stay out of my way. Tongs can be a deadly instrument.

*making mental note......do not take Cindy to a seafood buffet in Missouri lol....unless we BOTH have scooters*

LOL, Cindy would not even go to a seafood buffet in MO! Maybe a opossum BBQ, but not seafood!! LOL!!

Oh yeah and when in MI do as the MI folks doo....load me up that extra scooter.......

Plan on it, Sweet Tea! We'll have a blast, I'm sure. 'Course, we always do, even driving around talking about what we'd do if we felt like it! LOL, you're a hoooot!

Cept this time of year we will drive around with ac blasting.....trying to yell over the radio cigs rolling smoke through the air....and us sayin.....dang if it wasnt so HOT we could....or would.....but maybe not since its so darn hot lol.......

Don't go with me anywhere! I am always at the end of the line!

I've never tried a buffet with my scooter. That could be fun. Muahahahaha!!!

Dang
 

I grew up in Mi.,those foalks don't have to have a scooter they will
just knock you on your but for free shirmp. You should see them before
chistmas or is that before New Year's uh oh no wonder i have PN.

Now that i live in Mo. i have a power chair that goes 10 miles a hr.
I know just how to fly through a crowd for any kind of food,and been
known to go over speed bumbs in the summer. Nothing like eating
in a cool brezze. :) :) Don't grin to hard you could get bugs in your teeth.
:hug: Sue

Shiney Sue, are you kidding me? You grew up here and landed in MO?


Is this a sign???:confused:

Yeppp
 

FFM and i will have a big old WELCOME sign out, When you getting here.?
Oh my,your going to love the Rivers,
you won't drown just get stuck in the mud..
He He, Sue

I do love the rivers! The Current, especially well! Where are you down there??

Oh Sue shes been here a few times....we went fly fishin in the current river last summer......
and her last trip here we were in Branson......that was so much fun.....and we even made a trip to Tenn during Thanksgiving last year.....

We gotta find out where your at Sue......This has got to be a sign.....lol lol....

COINCEDENCE ....CIN? SUE????

WE THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, I think not too!:)

OK...y'all got muddy rivers???:mfr_wha: As in ya can't see the bottom?? :yikes:

Shivers and imagines what could be lurking down in the muddy depths and thinks this woman would be floating feet up ALL the time!!!

(I am a big old spoiled baby rivergoddess who lives on crystal clear spring fed lakes and rivers where we can see down 40 feet or so....:p )

Thats okay RW........You can always wear your old sneakers and we have so much fun we dont even notice we cant see the bottom....although Current River you can see the bottom it is also a spring feed river.....we catually go fly fishing for trout at the beggining of the current....lol......
b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l-.....

Anyone that dares to come between me and all you can eat shellfish is gonna get a cane stuck in the gut and a glob of Watergate Salad down the back of their pants! I do the same thing to soccer moms with their dang strollers in the mall during the lovely Christmas Season. ;) :D

Oh dear, someone missed her naaa-aaap.

I know someone who said that once to me! LOL! And she thought SHE was being funny! :p