I have chocolate!
 

I found an online keyboard, not a keyboard online, but an online keyboard. It is better than copying and pasting individual letters, but not much better. I challenge you to try that. Pretend your keyboard is nonexistant and you only have your mouse. If you make an error, it's impossible to backspace. :rolleyes:

It was driving me nuts to read your responses, and not being able to respond! :mad:

Anyways, here I am...with chocoate! :p

Our prodigal is home! Hello, TS! Sorry about the most unfortunate loss of your keyboard, it's a lot like losing part of the world, no?

I'll grab a piece of that chocolate before Taffy comes and scarfs it all up!

Me too, I will grab a couple of pieces b/c when Taffy sniffs it out, it will be GONE. Hide the pepsi too!

Welcome back TS!

;)

I'm lovin' the username TS!!! Did somebody say chocolate?? Oh yeah.....I'm BACK Baby!!!! LOL :D

Have not I told you....No chocolates before noon! (Taffy pulling all the chocolates towards her!)

Now what are we talking about?....munch...munch....

party pooper. :p

*diving down tabletop between Taffy and chocolates*

Oh no you don't!!!!!




That was fun! I don't even want the candy, but that table sure is smooothe!:Excited:

Yes....But Taffy is fasting then AMN when it comes to Chocs! Did you hurt your nose honey?:Sob:

Yesss
 

Poor ts is so good to taffy, and wiht a bokek kyeboard oh there it goes
:) :) :) :D Sue

Cool, Taff, since you're fasting, I'll give all these chocolates to Flygirl!

*prying Taffy's grubby little paws off of chocolates*

Uh, little help here? She's like a freakin' jaws of life here!!

That's right! I might be little! But I am freak'n strong! Now, get away from these chocolates missy. There mine, mine, all mine.:yikes:

Taffy
 

Let loose of Cindy if your fasting,ouch that hurt. Hurry Flygirl stop it
ouchhhhhhhhhh. Go to Cindy it's not my fault. hmm moving on. :D Sue

Now look what you did Cindy...Little Sue done got hurt! The only thing I am fasting...am fasting to get these chocolates before Cindy! Watch out FG ..chocolates are flying everywhere!

I am flying through the air catching as many of them as I can! Fighting over chocolate is fun! ;)

The flying thing I believe, but holy cow! Look how many chocolates she can fit into that trap of hers! Now that's amazing!

You guys are so cute! Fighting over chocolate!:wink:

*runs with ALL the chocolate*:p

BTW-This On-Screen keyboard really blows! I am growing a beard waiting on the new one to be delivered. And, this stupid thing takes FOREVER!:mad:

Try it out if you want. See what *I* have to do...

Go to start, click on 'RUN' and type in the letters 'osk'

Tell me what you think.

If you can make a lengthy post about it, WITHOUT a craving for booze, I'll give you all the chocolate you desire!:D

TS...Are you old enough to drink?

I have enough chocolate. Under lock and key!

Taffy, in her dementia thinks that by hoarding the world's supply of chocolate, she can somehow create a black market and make her fortune.

Give it up, Taf, we all know you're eating it at record speed.

*sticking foot in TS's path*

Whoopsie!

Yikes, it's rather laborious to use this second-rate system, I find it dreadfully dull. You are quite right, TS, it's not for the weak. I choose to use the real thing.

No, it's mine..it's mine! It's all mine! :icon_twisted:

Hahaha. Yes.....barely.

Under lock and key, huh? I bet I find that lock and key!

*runs to get Sherlock Holmes book*

:D

It's a pain huh?

:mad:

It slows my chocolate consumption down. And THAT really burns my *****!

*tossing TS Nancy Drew's Answers to the Mysteries of Life*

I assure you, TS, the greater mystery here is Taffy herself.

Hey..kid!

(pushing up sleeves)

No one and I mean no one --messes with the Taffters chocs!

Got that!

:eek:

My heart skipped a beat!

*runs away to cry in corner*

I'll be over here, if you need me:( ---------->

Oh here...

Stop crying and have a candy bar...

(baby)

Me? Baby? No no no! It's emotions dear.

Wah! Wah!

I want my mommy!

*runs after bottle*

Notice I didn't say what kind of bottle....:winky:

TS Honey
 

Why sure he's old enough to drink 22,in Mo. i think it's legal at 13.
He just needs a good old Tire Slash,go on honey get out of your
corner taffy won't bite you. (think he fell for that) nice Taffy. :cool: Sue

Be careful of Taffy when she is hiding. She is a good shot with the (peep launcher!)

:eek:

Oh darn
 

Did he say he was going for the weekend to go town slasheing,is it
the weekend?? I got in between Taffy and Cindy the other day ouch
your not kidding. :eek: Sue I think i'm lost again. You hoooo!

Taf! Cin! You two are such a couple of bullies!
*yanks the chocolates out of Taffy's hands and helps herself to a couple pieces of chocolate, sets bag back on table*

That oughtta get me through the day! Sweet! Later kids!;)

*snatching bag of chocolates*

That's so not cool, Jess.:mad:

But, you know who's really not a cool chick?

I do I do I do!

Gasps* I can't believe you did that! I share! Somewhere in writing it saids that I do! It does.....really!

What's wrong Jess... turning blue)

I think she is choking on a choc!

Quick...you...call...umm? (cog fog) What are those numbers?

Oh right... Quick ... you there... call 7 -11!

(I want a Pepsi Slurpie!)

*snatches bag of chocs from AMN*

I need to lock these little puppies up!

That Sasquatch _____________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO ;)

Who??? I want a NAME!!!!!!!!


attn others: That sasquatch is none other than the now infamous NY personality whose politics, social skills, and gritty personality have caused Donald Trump to give her the moniker. Clue: R.O'.

C'mon, Jess, you know you want to! Say it! Say it!

D'Oh!!!! I can't......I can't..........once I name one it won't stop! All the sasquatches will be called out! R.O., B.B.,...........it goes on and on!

ROFLMAO!!!!:Thats-Funneh: :ROTFLMAO: :Head-Spin: :Thats-Funneh: :ROTFLMAO:

I know I know...took me a while b/c I don't watch those stupid TV shows. But Mizz JS does...RO who?????

Taffy cannot hide all the chocolate. I am in need right now. She has to share. :(