I can look 20 again with just one procedure!
 

******** A smile for the "mature" woman ********


I put on my makeup today. I stood back and though, "Not too bad for an over-forty, under-fifty grandmother times two to be!"

I noticed the fine lines and brushed them off with, "I've laughed alot, and winced against many a bright sun...cool."

I then looked at the grey that's getting more each day and rationalized, "I've earned every grey hair in this head! I've always been a natural blonde and my hair looks better lighter!"

I'd reasoned and rationalized till I looked at myself in the mirror with a satisfaction.

Feeling confident, I walked out and got dressed...a cute little form fitting T-shirt with athletic stretch slacks...young but not too young for me I felt.

I looked in the full-length mirror at the end result, still feeling pretty good about myself. I then turned sideways!

Now, there is no reasoning to diminsh, or no rationalizing to justify, the the horror I felt! Um, when did my butt become my belly and my belly become my butt? Oh my gosh, what would make me look better again? Situps? That might flatten my belly some. What then? I'd be a board? Well, I could get the panties with the inserts to match my padded, unwire bra? I could then get a girdle to flatten the rest of my tummy but would I then have to put the padded panties over the girdle??? What is the answer???

Oh, surgery...I could have a lipo here, implants here, a lift there? How many surgeries would I need?

Then I got it! I'd only need one...

My belly's become my butt and visa versa, fat pads are developing on my shoulder blades and back (heck I could use a bra back there too). One procedure would do it...just turn my head around!

Seriously, it would work? My butt's getting flatter by the day. That would work quicker than any sit ups or crunches. My belly has the fat in just the right places...just under my belly button and on either side of my incision (natural looking crack there). That would pass for a nice looking butt in clothes!

I could wear the bra for the fat pads on my shoulder blades. Shoot, those are higher and almost as full as my boobs...not much longer and surely I'll be a B or C cup? Take the bra of in the front and let gravity take its course.

While we're at it, and just to "ice the cake", the doctor could take the unsightly dimples from my thighs and put them in my cheeks for old youthful look.

Yep, I think I've found the answer for my growing older and look 20 again with one procedure!

LOL! That is sooooo funny! You have just provided the solution that medical science has been working on for decades...

Why, you'll make millions w/this new fad..... : :Rich:

heheheheheheheeeee

I might be getting old, but at least I'm retaining some humor about it. ;)

Thank you for the response!

Oh my goodness, ((((((Kimmy)))))),

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You got the name of a good doctor lined up yet?? We could have the line in front of his office down the street and around the block by noon tomorrow. You want to give him a call.

Barb http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9.../killingme.gif

oh thank you KD!

I sure needed that kind of a giggle today:ROTFLMAO:

(((((( barb )))))))

(((((( cheri )))))))

I had to have a little fun today. I did go on a bit and maybe even embellish for a better story? ;) But, I am thoroughly ticked that my butt and tummy look almost idenitical except for the placement! LOL

KD

KD
 

Oh that just made me laugh out loud. Good thing I was alone. I wish I'd read this earlier today, I could have tried dressing in reverse. Without the head reversal of course. There is always tomorrow. Thanks :hug:

hehehehehe...glad you could laugh at and with me, Beth. :)

Sorry you're considering this newly developed procedure with me, but surely if we do it we'll make Good Morning America as an inspiration for the over forty/over fifty women everywhere? ;)

KD

LOL just call us truly bilateral beings:D

well, 'cept of course for the head thing :eek:

I took on a whole new shape after first baby....went from kinda flat everywhere to what my husband referred to as "zoftik" ;) LOL google that one!

I could talk about my neck but I'd hate to make grown women cry. :D

Hey, I turn 60 in less than two months. Oh my god !!!! 60!!!!

Hey, I'm happy to get up in the morning. I lost most of my weight that kept me from wearing cute skirts and blouses. Never could do that in my entire life.

So I just get up, put on my makeup, put on some cute clothes, put on a big pair of Sunglasses (they hide everything). I do my hair, and I meet my husband for breakfast at Dunkin Donuts (he works the night shift on the weekends).

He must think I have lost my mind. He never knows what I'm going to be wearing when he comes off the bus.

I used to wear dark colors, navy and black long tunic blouses. Threw them all away. Alan keeps asking me "what the heck are you turning into?" I said "A sassy female, what are you going to do about it". He laughed his head off. I honestly think we get along better after being married for almost 28 years, than we ever did before.

I tell him "the day I turn 60, I'll become a blonde and wear a bustier like Madonna. He thinks I have lost my mind.

Oh, during the summer, I bought a black spandex low cut top. I was wearing a cute skirt and this top. I mean, I have boobs, I'm a woman. I HAVE BOOBS!! so kill me. Alan looked at me and said "where on earth do you think you are going??" I said "around the corner". He said 'go and put on some clothes first".

I burst out laughing.

You gotta laugh as you approach 60. It's really the only way. Then it's clear sailing till 70.

Oh watch out world, when I turn 70.

Lets' hope I can walk straight!!!!

lol
Melody

To anyone considering Plastic Surgery
 

Just take a look.

http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/plastics...ldenstein.html

Ugly fat people and cats.
 

Oh you think YOU"RE bad...take a look at these pics!
Think I'd rather be a little fat than be a body builder like this one person.
And talk about dark circles under your eyes! Poor lady!...her teeth are much worse than mine!
And the colorful gal with big boobies...my goodness! Id rather be flat!
Those cats can use some slim food too...talk about hung over! LoL!
Enjjjjoeyyy! Cheryl

I have seen ugly women in my life. UGLY WOMEN!!!!

But I have never seen a female bodybuilder look like that!!!

NEVER IN ALL MY LIFE!!!

Ugh.
mel

I almost wonder if bodybuilder was "photoshopped"

It looks like it doesn't match up color wise with the face/skin??
the suit doesn't look like it fits right either

You know, I think you have something. I opened it up to get a really good look at this female bodybuilder. It looks like it's a man's face with a bad blond wig.

But the body has breasts. And the skin color. How did they do this??

This can be done in photoshop???

mel

wow, I searched images and lots of them look like that.

these are women bodybuilder champions-
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=...=Search+Images

Come on guys....
 

Its really me in the green suit!
Yep...I'm a body builder! and its all real!
You guys are just too jealous cuz you can't look as gorgeous as me!
Takes work ya know and stayin away from cookies and junk food!
So go ahead, call me ugly!
Least the only bunns I have are Whole Wheat!

OK...OK...OK...I'm just yankin yer chain!
I'm just as fluffy as the rest of ya...and no way think a body looking like that is nice...is down right ugly!...so no thanks...I'll keep my flabby body, saggy boobies, and like my motto says...:
Cry and you cry alone...laugh and at my age...you wet yer panties!
Then everyones laughing!
Group hugs!:grouphug:...I'm soooo depressed...so need lots of hugs...holidays really bring me down...triggers ugly memories...so is not good time around here.
The gray cloudy skies here in Oregon ain't helping this any.
Heres some of my favorite recent pics...I love my kitties...spoiled rotten, carry around in baby carrier when outside....and the new kid of the house, Felix the cat!...and the foal born Easter Sunday...we named her "Lilly"...what else could we have called her? She's just too cute!
Hu:hug:gs, cheryl
One last thing...go back look at body builder "woman"....look at her fingernails...oh sick!
now that grosses me out, big time!

Yeah it is very dreary today.
cute foal.. do you still have him/her?