The Rules of Chocolate!
 

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
9. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
11. Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Ans: Because no one wants to quit.
12. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

this was printed in a neighborhood paper in OH approx. 15 years ago. I came across it sorting through my stuff today

There are rules?
 

When it comes to chocolate?

My wife will be VERY upset. ;)

hehehehe

we know who wrote those rules now dont we..................:winky:


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i resemble that remark. :p

I was a bit worried when I read "the rules of chocolate:eek::
I thought chocolate didn't have any rules, but I think I may be able to follow these ones:D

Oh, the RULES to LIVE By!!! Chocolate .... till death do we part.:inlove:

If you have a chocoholic mom,please read!!!
 

When I visited a friend in the hosp recently, she had boxes and boxes of really great chocolates, so I helped myself. I told her she really should be eating healthy, so I was helping her out... Yummo.

Yes, my name is DM and YES< I am a chocoholic!! *proud of it too*:D

we only have one choccy rule in our home...............

"ALL FOR MEeeeeeeeeeee":D


erp
ok ok ok monkey!!
stop throwin' those banana peels at me! :eek:
you can have some too.........

sheeeeeesh
talk about flying monkeys comin' fast at the choccy stash:rolleyes:



:D:p:D

*throwing chocolate all over thread to see who jumps*

I strongly believe that chocolate IS a food group!

There are no rules..This is a food group!!!!
 

The scent of chocolate can make normally sane people become very unpredictable in a matter of seconds. LOL.

I am not a big chocolate eater. DD17 is though. Man that girl loves it and will fight to protect it. (not sure who she's fighting as DD16 and I don't eat it much.) LOL.

Chocolate is a major food group. Caffeine is another! They go hand in hand in my house!

I have two coffee cups I use regularly -- Instant Human just add coffee!

Friends are wonderful, friends with chocolate are the best!

And what does that make Taffy? Huh? Taffy that sends FG chocolates?

That right! A #1 Friend! :winner_first_h4h::D

I want to find this.....

Founding the "Largest Chocolate Candy" Guinness World Record, Hershey Foods Corp. set the bar high by making a Hershey's Rich Dark Kiss more than six-feet-tall that weighed 6,759 pounds, equivalent to 675,900 regular-size Kisses. A team of Hershey scientists and engineers constructed the Kiss foundation as a pyramid using stacks of 10-pound


*jumping to catch chocolate that AMN threw*:Excited:

Love those "rules". Of course one of the rules in our house is to never let good chocolate go to waste. :D

Of course!!! Was there ever a doubt???!!!! :hug: