I Swallowed What?..
 

Well I thought you could use a good little laugh today(at my pathetic expense). LOL It's always good to laugh in the midst of all this TOS mess. :wink:

Last night I swallowed one of the little Hershey Kiss tags that come with each Kiss. It wrapped around my uvula and vibrated every time I inhaled.

I felt like a cat hacking up a hairball. Ahikkkkkkkk! Ahikkkkkkkkk! Akkkkkkkkkkk! <<<(a sound to complete the visual)

Eventually it went down with a little help from a Diet Pepsi. Yeah a DIET pepsi. You read it right.

This is what I get for being a chocolate hog!

Happy Holiday and stay away from those evil Kisses! LOL

G~

P.S. I'm on number 63 and I've mananged to make the cutest little foil animal from the Kiss remains. Ah I have no life! I'll post a pic of it when I'm through with this chocolate crisis. Perhaps I'll end up making a whole zoo?


SOMEONE HELP ME!

Sorry I'm posting to my own thread but...


You know I got to thinking..... Uvula is a funny word isn't it? What ancient anatomist said," I think we'll call the funny hangy downy thing in the back of the throat, UVULA!"

I could think a few better ways to use the word Uvula!

I drive a Uvula!
Man, these Uvulas really pertect my eyes for the sun!

Oh Uvula! Oh Uvula, how lovey are your branches...

Okay so go to the mirror, open your mouth, look at your Uvula and tell me it doesn't make you laugh or at the very least, wonder.

94....95...

That's a close one!
 

I am really glad - seriously - that you are ok and that the paper did not go down into your lungs.

Thank goodness!

am i eating kisses wrong? aren't you supposed to unwrap them? :wink:

glad you are ok gail. :hug: boy could i tell some stories of silly things i've done.

now i'm waiting for pictures of what you've made. :D

Gail!!!!!!! :hug::hug::hug:

How ya doing? Happy to see you!

Hmmmmm, I have been eating tons of kisses and my throat is scratchy :confused::confused:..no wait I think its still my bronchitis. :p

Good to hear from ya :hug::hug:

Lol Curious.. You try opening a Kiss with one hand. Although I'm getting pretty good at it today and I'm on number 93 I believe.

I am a bit nauseas now but I'm not sure if it's the rum and coke I've been washing them down with or the meatball sandwich I just woofed down.

In any case, I'm Kiss tag free.

You know what's really pathetic... during my whole Uvula incident, all I kept thinking about was crap I'm not going to the ER with hairly legs. ;):o:D

G~

UVULA WHAT??? on your own post... I do not think there is any sort of
etiquette on starting a thread.. some people just need to let there energy flow and I think it is quite harmless, we all could use a laugh now and again!!!!

gail.. LOL
I don't think they will be looking at your legs if you went in with a paper tag on your uvula!!:D:D:D

well maybe if someone misspelled on the paperwork and put vulva :D:D:D

sorry me bad.. but the spelling is close...

I'm a guy... to I have a uvula?

Just kidding.... the spelling is dangerously close to "other" parts of the body.

Gail- i'm glad you got that paper off the uvula! And you're right, opening kisses w/ 1 hand is difficult!

I chuckled about your uvula fiasco, but my popcorn almost went down the wrong pipe on the vulva comment :eek:

I've got a very naughty visual stuck in my mind of an ER doc going "down there" to look for candy wrappers........

Ha!
 

Oh Dabbo,

You are too funny!!!!

Gail - do you watch Seinfeld? In one episode he dated a girl who's name sounded like a female body part. He forgot her name, and kept trying to think of it. He and George sat there saying stuff like: "Mulva____", "Aretha____",
"Bovary______", "Celeste_______", and finally, "Delores_______"

Thank you wikipedia....... and thank you Gail, I needed the laugh.

Dabbo - I was thinking of that one too LOL

I needed a good laugh today! Thanks guys!:D