Well well well...I found you lil hooligans
 

yeah...I guess you thought you could run and hide from yo Momma...but I found ya!

I bet the locals are having a hard time figuring this one out...

You see I found you cause one of the siblings told me...now, bet that one will be specially good!! lol;)

:circlelove: Momma you know I am ALWAYS the good one :p It's Sandy and DM and FFM that are the bad ones!


I'm thinking all the locals we have confused here need a story on Momma's front porch!

Haha Momma! Let's play phone tag again OK? And Momma? You need an avatar.

Yep, I know...I guess I either have to change or dig out my old one...not sure which yet.

Phone tag...good luck with that one...my DH has been on the phone so much I think it is growing to his ear. He has about one day to find another vehicle... lol

Hmmm, well, dang. OK...i'll still try. lol

*pushing others aside to assume rightful place on Momma's knee*

Oh Momma, I am so glad to see you, DM's been gettin' uppity somethin' awful an I need yer help to git her right. She's been goin' down to that there boyscout camp agin and tryin' to tease me. I don't pay her no nevermind, but she's gettin' ta' buggin' them boys an there's no tellin' where it'll end.

*glaring at dm across the way*

Hi Momma! 'member me? *hands Momma a glass of fresh lemonade*

I wuz yer bestest protector from that skunk jmiller! Where is that boy, anyway. Did we evah untie him from that tree?

Oops! *accidentally spills lemonade down AMN's shirt*

Whoops! :eek: We'd better go check!

Hi Momma hope you are doing fine.

Yuh kiss up :cool:

:)Hi momma....glad you are here. We all need a porch to sit on now and then.

I'm kind of lost here but hope I find my way around soon. I signed up, got my avatar and all, but still am listed as a visitor?

Is that like an 'alien' I wonder :eek:?

Tootsie (AKA DianeD)

I'ma kissup too!

*tuggin on Momma's ayprin strings*

"Hey Momma? Wanna back rub?"

:p

Hey Diane, the user titles are preset by DocJohn. They change according to how many posts you have!

You might want to wander around and maybe read the FAQs...get the lay of the land! Just a thought...

Hi Diane!!!

I'm so glad to see you - thanks for putting your name in your post otherwise I wouldn't have known it was you!! :D

I'm feeling so much better now that the "change" has been done and things have settled - and everyone I recognize is here!! :D

Quit shoving. I want to say hello too!

Waving hello to Momma!

:Wave-Hello:

Make way for your lil Princess, Momma!

*shoving FG and AMN into the mud*

MOMMA??? I's been the bestest lil Princess whilst you was gone.

:hug:

Thank You Av....

I see once I signed out and then in again I have the 'New Member' tag. Yes, I am noodling around and reading things. My eyes are giving me a bit of a problem so I admit I don't do as much reading as I should.

My typing is getting unique also as the numbness in my fingers means I sometimes rest on the space bar!!! Makes for some odd stuff happening:eek:.

Tootsie (AKA DianeD):)

Hi Momma,

I wasn't hiding I got lost but Joelle told me where to find everyone!

Thank goodness cause I was not a happy camper!

* trips over chickpea and falls on DM*

oops...she's a Flatsie now!!! ( I used to love them !)

You girls always cutting up around Momma. My lands...
I'm jus' gonna stand here and keep her company 'til I can help her cook dinner.

Hi Momma!!!

Glad you found us....may need your porch later :)

So what's for dinner?!

And now yall just met one of Momma's biggest suck ups...the boy...btw he's really not Momma's she found him being raised by a pack of wild wildemooses and brought him home....there's been this powerful suckin noise going on around the porch ever since :P

Moose! Quit pulling my ponytail! Momma can I sit on the porch too?
:girl(sad):

jane

Momma, One of your newst holligans here. I think I better bring my own chair for the porch, 'cause it's getting full.

I just finished knitting you that shawl I promised you. Couldn't think of a better way to get in your best gracious. :hug: :winky:

Anne

Mornin momma! I'm hungry. Do y'all have any biskits to eat? I like them with lots of jam.:p

Hey Momma! Glad you found this place! We are in need of your porch!

Tom

hahah here I am...and I dont have to suck up...I am MOMMAs favorite hehehehe

hugssss all, luv ya momma, sarah:)

I may be slow, but I found you! Hopefully I'll remember where to find you all again. My memory is going fast!

Now girls don't go pickin on Moose, you know he weren't raised by no wild mooses...I cooked up a big ole pot of soup wid his help. It has all the bestest vegetables in it with lots of honey ham and it tastes like whatever ya want it to taste like...not like soup at all.

Howdy Tom...you been a good boy playing with those space ships and all?:)
How is that lil ole angel of a wife?

Now don't none o you be worryin bout draggin in no chairs...I always got plenty of sittin room...I just keep addin on as kids keep a comin!!:grouphug:

Well, I got to go look fer yer pa a truck so he can get back to work.

Momma Pa got a truck today??? Yeeeeehhhhaaawwww!

Here, I cooked us a beef roast with tators and cornbread. Here's a gallon of sweet tea too.

Hi Momma!!

Hi Momma!

Now it DOES feel like home, don't it?

Cookies anybody? I baked 'em fresh.

Thanks, Snoopy, for telling me how to get here.

Ah...oh...we got caught...:holysheep:

Can we stay and play...please...please....please....:Trapeze 2:

She's a member here. ;)

Morning Momma!

I have the coffee a brewin' and oatmeal on the stove :-)

Well well well look what I found here, you can run but you can't hide. Guess I'll hide behind these trees and plan my next move, he he he. I don't see bubba around, so maybe it's safe. See you ladies soon LOL.

Momma!!!!!I feel good now, Hey to y'all. Thanks Snoopy.
jmiller, we brought the gun with us so you mind your manners. A little of that lemonade please. It's good.

Don't think that peashooter will work over here kicker LOL.Time for me to open my bag of tricks and keep you ladies under control, he he he.