If I had a hammer...
 

I'd find a big tree in some big field, and I'd bring a bunch of nails and scrap wood...

Can I help????? I have a big ladder...and a truck...and and and

I would build the greatest MS facility with cafe's for visiting, pools for swimming, physical therapy rooms, infusion centers, doctor's offices, MRI facilities, pharmacy, a member of the social security administration, medicare, medicaid, insurance company, eye doctor, dentist, a hotel, an adult day care for MS patients whose caregivers have to work and an airplane to fly anyone who needed it to get there, a one stop wonder!!!!!!

I want a playhouse! I have wood glue and pegs. Oh and paint, we need paint.

:Painting:I've got paint lots and lots of paint any color you like. I'll even paint your guys portraits.:D

*hanging from high limb*

Hey, Sandy, toss me that hunk of wood over there, will ya'?

Can I do the stenciling?!

*spinning, throwing hunk of wood*

Here ya go!

*thump!*

Oops...sorry Cheryl!

I need gloves; I don't want to get splinters.

Here's some bricks from an old building.

Can we have fireplace???

I like Fireplaces. Then we could sit around a tell spooky stories.

Uh, YO! Sandy!!!!! My head's turnin' blue here!!!!!

We need duct tape too. I think Cheryl got a boo boo and we need to wrap it.

Hey, we need more wood for the fireplace. BRB

Sorry Cindy! Here ya go! Catch!

Man this job isn't an easy one.

Yes, oh yes please I would love to have a fireplace we can all just sit around the fire and get drunk and tell funny stories.

First Aid kit is here, but I think we need a wine cellar:)

Finally a first aid kit. Let me go unwrap the duct tape off Cheryl. She hasn't talked since the wood hit her head.

yeah, I noticed she's looking a little like dm.:confused:

You really ought to call Burt for that. You wouldn't want to get your hands dirty, would you Mary?;)

Oh, hello! *Snap* the job's a game!

...and in every job that must be done,
there is an element of fun...;)

Oh...It's a jolly holiday with Mary. No wonder that it's Mary that we love!!!!:Heart:

I'm confused. :Hum:


Hey, can we have a pirate themed playhouse? Huh? Huh?

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Just a sec, I've got to get some more nails... I can barely rea...

*looking down at shower of nails*

ruh ruh.:o

You're making a bloody mess over here. Come over and play a game with us!!:p

Here ya go Cin. This here is the new super nailer! Holds 1000 nails! Just be sure to aim it at the wood OK? :eek:


*running to get out of shooting distance*

Here you go AMN. *picking up the nails*

Hey, did anyone order the bricks for the fireplace?

Sandy, what are we going to do with you? Huh? You purposely threw that at Cheryl. Just one of those moods today, huh? :D

Dang it Sandy, you're faster than I am. Kissing up to AMN are we? LOL

This one is BAD! I can just tell by reading her posts!:winky:

I WILL overlook that one!!!!

*hoping her HAID falls off from hanging upside down*

Why are there stars over Cheryl's head and it's still light out???

OK, bricks are in my truck. How soon can we roast marshmallows? Huh? Huh?

Hi Sal! Let's go grab AMN's legs.

*hands Chris a brick as walks by* Marshmallows. people!!!!


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GET THE PICTURE??? Jet puffed please! :D

I'll roast them while I'm sitting here on the comfy couch. Heck, we don't need a fire place for that. Who has a lighter? I need to roast DM's marshmallows.

Hint: Before anyone pulls AMN's legs make sure she doesn't have the hammer.

LOL, you all are crackuppin' me.:D

I like it here in the Greasy Spoon. It seems about just right to me.

I'm in a bit of a jam here, any way we can get my scooter up here so I can get down?

I love you Trish~~ Now, get mine nice and gooey!

AMN Who?? Oh yeah .. her! I think the blood all ran to her head and she passed out.

Grabbing hammer from AMN.

I wanna hammer something!!!!

Ferget the scooter!

*diving out of tree into dm's marshmallows*

Phew. Thank goodness.

*scrambling away to go get hammered the good way*

LMAO!! You are one WITTY BROAD!!!

I need to breathe, I'm laughing so hard...



*waste of good marshmallows*

:Funny-Post::

ROTFLMBO!

*hands Cindy a frozen daq as she passes by*

Tkrik, I aint kissing up! Right Cindy? :Grin-Nod:

*sailing past Sandy to grab daq, accidentally knocking her down*

Whoa!

That could have spilled!



*coming around tree to ram dm*

I'd better drink up, now!:icon_twisted:

Oh AMN! Hey can some bring me those planks over there. Gotta make a ramp for AMN.

PUT THE HAMMER DOWN or no marshmallow. Good girl. Here you go.

*jumps in old tractor tire on the grass, AMN bounces off and flies through the air.* Sorry. no marshmallows left for a landing.


ooops.... MY BAD!!

*grabs daq outta AMN's hands B4 she bounces off tire, but wipes rim off first. Can't be too careful w/germs and all!

Now, are we gonna have a sunporch???

Sure DM. Do you want us to build you a throne?

OMG! :p:p:p:p


Your in for it now Tkrik! Don't stand so close or they will think we're together.

Well, NOW that you mention it!!!



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Can I have the gifts on the floor? Looks like you don't need them. Just sayin.