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Ok I enjoyed this game so thought I'd start it here.

This is all in fun and in no way true or accurate :D;).

You post about why the last poster was just fired from a job.

Ex:Ckepi was fired fo being rude to the customers.

Get creative its fun and funny to read what others have come up with!

ckepi was fired from her advertising job because she kept coming up with old slogans !

Karen Marie was fired cause she tattled on Ckepi!

Bird was fired because all she does is preen her ruffled feathers.

Karen Marie was fired for plucking Bird's feathers and using them to make a fancy nancy headress which she wore to dance around the campfire,(had nothing on but the headress( OH MY ! )

thav1 was fired for being a peeping person in the woods sneaking around a campfire !

*oops busted :icon_redface:)

Then they fired Karen Marie for the THIRD TIME because she has cog fog and forgot they had fired her the previous two times. :hug:

Thav1 was fired because she changed all the specials and didn't tell the cooks and the customers got mad when they couldn't get boiled lobsters for $5 because they didn't have any even tho they were on the specials. :D

Ckepi was fired because she kept wearing a bunny suit to work, and the boss asked her very nicely 3 days in a row not to wear that suit!
But Ckepi didn't listen!!!

Bird was fired because she kept pecking on people.:D

Becky was fired cause she kept showing all the pictures in her wallet to the customers, who didn't believe she really knew Sting!!!

Bird was fired because she couldn't keep her little claws off Becky's wallet !!

Karen was fired for ratting Bird out for stealing my wallet with my Sting pictures.

becky was fired for having sting photos in her wallet lol

Frank, bless his heart, was fired from his computer job for not knowing the difference between spam and ham.

Moose was fired for constanly laughing on the job. He couldn't stop laughing long enough to work.

Becky was fired for egging on Moose's laughter, she told him way too many jokes!

Bird was fired because she was building a nest in the supply room and sleeping on the job.

Becky was fired because she holds her arms so close to her body that she couldn't work!

Bird was fired because she took her name to seiously and kept flipping it to the customers :eek:.

ckepi was fired because her energizer battery refused to energize !

Karenmarie was fired because her perfume was too strong! It was the smell of that popular purple flower, whose name alludes me!

Why Bird - I would think you would know every flower that attracted bugs - I guess then Robin was fired because she failed bug and flower identification class !

LOL

KarenMarie KarenMarie got fired because her boyfriend kept calling her at work to come sit by those flowers that I can't identify!

School is in session - say IRIS Bird - purple iris - now I see that Bird has the bad habit of listening to personal conversations - if being a peeping bird wasn't enough !!

And I forgot - bad brain - bad bad brain - that is why Bird got fired again! Keeping those little bird ears to the wrong walls !!!!!

Oh, well, KarenMarie was smelling IRIS flowers and causing such a rauckos with her snorting that she got fired!

That could be true - but Bird got fired - again - because she was too busy watching me get fired that she forgot to do tidy up her cubicle/nest !

Well, you know that dirty nests are gross!

Speaking of which, the IRIS flower petals all over KarenMarie's desk caused HER to get fired. And for the record, I tried to talk to Mr. Boss, but he refused to listen to little ole me!

Thank you for trying to defend my iris petals - he's just unfair to Birds and flower people!

So we wait for someone else to tell us why we were fired!!:eek:

karenmarie and the Bird were fired because they bickered too much, especially with customers.

Foggy Brain was fired because she instigates bickering between employees and customers !

KarenMarie was fired because she didn't know how to put paper in the copy machine.

You know me so well - Becky was fired because she used all the paper from the copying machine to make paper airplanes !!

KarenMarie was fired because she fibbed to the boss that I was making paper airplanes and she was the one that was doing it. The boss caught her in the act.:eek:

becky was fired because her paper airplanes flew like a lead zeppelin:eek:

weegot5kiz was fired because he put paper clips on Becky paper airplanes !

KarenMarie, you have it all wrong....Becky was photographing some guy named Sting and THEN making paper airplanes...We were actually concealing the fact that she used paper and ink!!!!

So Karenmarie, it is sad to say got fired for not knowing the whole truth....isn't that so sad?

Actually it is sad - to be fired for someone else's failings but so it goes in the world of copiers and paper airplanes - not to mention famous singers -

So Bird and Weegot5kiz actually got fired AT THE SAME TIME for obstruction of the truth !