Local Auditions for Gone with the Wind remake
I was lying in bed last night staring at the inside of my eyelids, and thinking of all my board buds. I thought it would be interesting to see who we could cast as the characters in a new production of Gone With the Wind.
Lemmesee, there's Scarlett O'Hara Rhett Butler Ashley Wilkes Melanie Hamilton Mammy uhhh, who am I forgetting? Anyway, auditions start NOW! Queue up and read your lines with feeling! Or you can nominate someone for consideration. Or... pick a lead role, say Scarlett, and name your leading man. (I'll take Harrison Ford!) |
I'll try for Carreen, Scarlett's sister.
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Huh? I thought her sisters were India and Sue Ellen? I don't remember Carreen. Why don't you read us her lines?
*switches spotlight in tkrik's eyes to test her nerve* |
Wait a minute? She had lines? :eek::confused:
I just googled Gone With The Wind characters and ended up on Wikipedia and saw this list of characters with brief descriptions and felt hers best described me.:o Now I have to say her lines? LOL. *going to search for lines* |
I think Taffy is a dead ringer for Prissy. She don't know nothin' 'bout birhin' babies.
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BACKS AWAY>>>>>>:eek: ( i allus sed det when dat man and i concepted,someone wuz gonna be wokkin' funneh and it wusn't gonna be me ) (he's 6'6" and I AM 6'2"...i ain't havin' it!!!) |
Dangit Cindy, I was gonna go for that one! LOL Anyway, a couple other characters are Scarlett's Aunt Pitty, Belle Watley the Madame, Frank Kennedy who was courtin' Sue Ellen until Scarlett got her hooks into him.........(As Mammy would say, "It ain't fittin' it just ain't fittin'! It ain't fittin'.")
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I am now convinced I need to rent this movie and watch it again. Seriously, I have only seen it 2 times in my life.
I really need to see who these people are and what they are saying. LOL. |
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I want Scarlett.
And I'll do it in drag. (Just to bump up our opening week numbers.) Or... something... |
Moose - that ought to be good. LOL. *getting out dusty sewing machine to make Moose his costume.*
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No, I want to be Scarlett! Back off Moose or "As God is my witness, I will bring Tara down on you!"
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Come on, beautiful! I played one of Cinderella's evil step sisters in high school drama. Wig, dress, and 5 o'clock shadow. Anything for a laugh.:o |
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And as God as my witness... I'll never go hungry again!
17.5" waist!!??:eek: My shoes are bigger than that.:) |
Now Moose, hold still. If you hold still while I weld you won't get zapped. Here where this welding mask.
btw- I do love to weld as well as use DBF plasma cutter.:D |
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DM should be Scarlett and Johnny of course, the leading man.:D Moose, you can have the role of Pork: Great Gee-hossefat! |
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OKOKOKOK.... We could put together a "Rocky Horror Picture Show meets Gone With the Wind". "Break With the Wind". Or, "Gone Like a Fart in the Wind." Frank N. Furter as Rhett Butler. OH! It'll be great. And instead of the Civil War in the background we could do some price wars. Hotels, car dealerships, burger joints, you name it. Dance puppets, dance! |
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Good One!
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Wow Cindy! I'm flattered for that! I thought Melly was way too sweet for me to portray. If Vivian Leigh were after my man she'd be face first in the pig pen with her petticoats over her head! LOL I'd love to be Melly though, even if she was a bit of a doormat. LOL:D |
I am SO glad they aren't doing a remake of Scaalet in Utah!!! :D Phew!
I think I would have to be one of the ex traaas in the mooovie! Nite y'all! |
I'll be Melanie. :)
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Lemme hear you read some Melanie lines. ;) |
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doo doooo, doo doooooooooooooooooooooo, doo doooo, doo doooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Doo doooooooooooooooooooo doo doo doo, doo doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo doo doo. |
But, Rhett~~ Where shall I go, What shall I do? *whine~ whimper*
Oh fiddle dee dee. |
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That's why you should be an extra Fin!!! LOL like me!!!
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There are lots of lines from GWTW that stand out, but I think my favorite is when Scarlett is trying to steal her sister's fiance away (Frank Kennedy?) They are on a buggy and I love the way Mammy rolls her eyes at the deceit when Scarlett says to Frank:
"Oh, it's cold and I left my muff at home. Would you mind if I put my hand in your pocket?" :rolleyes: Somehow I can see MooseasaurusRex as Frank, but can't quite decide on Scarlett. Suggestions? |
"Well I guess I've done murder. Well I won't think about this now. I'll go crazy if I do. I'll think about it tomorrow."
Attachment 2681 Teedehee, fiddle dee...I can do Scarlett, can't you see? :p I always wanted to know what I'd look like without bangs. :D |
That was really really good, Sandy! I think I've about made a decision, so wait for my call, okay?
*Hmmmm, can't decide if Sandy really wants to play Scarlett, or if she just wants to put her hand in Moose's jacket pocket.* |
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oh, Mizz Scarlett, I ne'er deliver'd any babies! I just can't, Mizz Scarlett!!
(can I be Prissy??? I played Percy (Miracle Worker) in 7th grade and one of the black kids in school came up to me afterwards to tell me that I played a real good colored boy ... it took a WHOLE bar of dial soap to get the charcoal off) ... |
Okay okay, fine! I'll be the prostitute Belle Whatley. However I prefer to be called a business woman. Thank You.
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I think we might have our Scarlett right here, folks!:D |
i guess my great great grandfather was in the civil war on south side and even "owned" one or more slaves -i like to think they were kind to the slaves as jefferson davis was to his mr pemberton who saved his live
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