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Okay, we visited DS and family today. His 4yo daughter, Emmie, is getting way too grown up:

Emmie's Mom, Jolene, just had breast surgery. When she came home after surgery, Emmie wanted to be picked up. So Jolene explained: "Emmie, Mommie just had surgery. Now I have balloons in my boobs and, if I pick you up, they'll POP!"

So what does Emmie do after her Mom got the stitches out?

Right! She went to the neighbors and announced: "My Mom just got stitches out of her boobs, but her balloons didn't pop!" :D

Got time for one more?

During our visit today, Emmie's little spaghetti strap top kept slipping down. So I said, "Emmie, pull up your shirt -- you're "girlie things" are showing."

To which she retorted: "Those aren't my girlie things! They're my BOOBS!" :rolleyes: Right. She's 4.

i love a good boob story.:D;)

thats probably the only thing i like about kids is they are so outspoken you can't help but laugh at some of the stuff they say.

I knew I shoulda posted in the Ladies Room!!! :rolleyes:

How you doing, Drew? You've been so quiet lately.

MS wise i am ok... but the rest of the garbage in my life is taking a mental toll so i have just kept myself busy working outside cleaning up the mess winter left.. its surprising how therapeutic chainsawing fallen tree limbs can be..:)

My Grandmother used to say "bosoms" and we just thought that was the funniest thing we'd ever heard!! :D I don't hear that term too much these days. Although there are a bunch of new terms for them that I won't go into here!!! :o

All my aunties said that. Gone now, they be past 90 now. It's an old-fashion word now..

Twink - that's cute. I needed that laugh.

LOL, love the candid moments.

My friends' twins somehow confused their boobies with their elbows and would absolutely giggle and cringe if anyone said "elbow" in their presence. They were about 3 at the time and it put us in fits of laughter when we made the connection.

Thanks for the laugh! I haven't heard that word bosoms, for a long, long, time. My dear grandmother used to call them bubbies!

Since I only have four boys, I never got to use such words as "girlie things".

And I don't want to get started on what I had to hear.

Although my 18 yr. old that just had to have his appendix out did catch me on one in the emergency room. The nurse just finished giving him his pre-op shave, which is never a thrilling thing for a boy that age.

After she left, and he was just back with him mom and pop, he looked and said, "Man, I got a little worried she was going to head down to my 'boys'." I tried not to giggle since he was in so much pain! I've heard other terms before, but never heard them referred to as "my boys!" Goes along with girlie things, I guess.

Ah, yes.....the boys. Having two sons (20 & 24) I've pretty much heard all the "pet names" for everything they have........nothing much embarasses me anymore! :p

I don't remember hearing "bosoms" -- my Mom always referred to it as your "bust."

My mom went waaaay-back: when they'd whisper "PG" or "expecting" instead of "pregnant".

And when nice ladies pretty much stayed home with their pregnant belly.

BUUUUTTTTT,

Mom said there was a lady who would sit on the back row in church (her father sat facing the congregation) who would nurse her baby. Not a big deal, but when the baby finished nursing, she'd just leave her "bosom" hanging out there in plain sight! :eek:

I'm not so sure, Janie, it's all by God's design after all.:rolleyes:

My family seems to teach the correct words for the anatomy but even those can cause a laugh.

My middle sister tells the story about her, her husband and son watching a show where some guy gets a hit to the crotch...her son says, "OW...that had to hurt right in the nuts", then turns to his mom and says, "testicles, I mean testicles Mom."

Then in the bathroom once in McDs I remember my 3-yr old grandniece say, "see, Grandma, I can wipe my vulva all by myself."

TMI?? sorry.

Twinkletoes, thank you so much for the laugh, I needed it!!