Petition...
 

I have been watching newsbot, the poor guy/girl didn't have anyone befriending him/her...

I sent my request to befriend newsbot. I know he/she won't accept me but I wanted he/she to know that I want to be the his/her "Botty"

I guess I am petitioning for all that care about newsbot to befriend it...just because it's a bot doesn't mean it don't have no feelings...

here's to you, bot. We are botties forever...you are my bff...call me, kk??

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

well bot, still no reply from you...

they said that Artificial Intelligence can't comprehend love...

but I beg to differ....

I can prove that, love, CAN be artificial...

be my friend, bottie...

(so they'll say I am nuts, let them talk, I don't care!!)

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r...00565_0323.jpg

(OK,I am going to bed, I am going cuckoo for coco puffs)

And here I was thinking that I was the only one who wanted Bot to be my friend! ((((((Bot))))))

Your e-mails touched me and I extended a friend's invitation to Bot. Just because he's different doesn't mean he doesn't need friends. He works so hard for us, does anyone care??

Thanks for putting that song in my head!!!! lol

I want to be friends too! Bot...you are the bomb diggity bomb!

Okay, feeling pretty stupid here.:o:o I actually thought that newsbot
was a person who loved news and posted. .......really, Ive GOT to get
out more:o

Is all this attention going to go to Bot's head?

LOL, let's just trust that our beloved Bot is totally objective and professional.;)

LMAO...soxmom...but I am sure BOT loves you anyway!

you all are cracking me up...and this is supposed to be serious...:wink:

well kicky, I am with nappy. I think the bot will remain objective and professional and I guess Doc J has a policy about forum boternization with bot in fear that the bot would be steered away from its mission and to help prevent it from going to Bot's head.

cause we can't really insult the bot by calling it, "Tin head" can we??

see bot, see how we all care about you??

and yes, Artificial Love IS possible!

this is for you, Bot. I know you can't shed tears, but try not to shed too much engine oil, K

artificial love

and yes, Artificial Love IS possible!


Long ago, I dated a guy like that!!

Ordinarily, I would keep this to myself, but I recently saw Bot's sister selling herself to the highest bidder on eBot.

If you talk about his sister that way he'll never be your friend!!

his family is pretty cute....


http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...ldw8wjulmz.jpg

I found our little bot friend partying hard!!!

http://th284.photobucket.com/albums/...36854129_m.gif

I found him...

kicker's artificial boyfriend

now, kicker, I didn't tell you but I am Chuck Squirrely, I host: "The Artificial Looooove Correction."

And today, we have three amazing bots that await you behind these links. Please let me introduce them:

Our first botchelor of the day is 12 inches tall and weighing at 1lb 4 oz. He has amazingly red eyes and can really twirl his arms and his hips. He can only say "tweedie doo doo dee doo..." but that's enough for the language of love...

meet botchelor number one


Botchelor number 2 ALWAYS has a smile on his face, he's a bit wobbly, and can only swing his arms from side to side. But he's always happy and he might be related to Gumby. He's lean, he's mean, and he's green!

meet botchelor number 2


Botchelor number 3 likes to go to the beach, he works out at Muscle beach, as a matter of fact. He likes to wear really tiny speedos and he may want to run for the "Govanah Of Garlicfornia"

meet botchelor number 3

now, we'll pay for the dates at the very fancy 5 quart restaurant, Valvoline.

please go out on the dates with the three botchelors and report back. Please observe that you don't pick on them about how STIFF they are, they are after all, robots. please do NOT let them fight over you. We cannot afford to buy the spare parts from China for the robots have to remain, UNLEADED. Please do not sneeze on them cause we don't have any anti-virus software. Please do NOT mention Micro SOFT to them. Male Robots are very sensitive to that WORD. Please know that none of them have ever used BOTox cause they do NOT endorse BOTulism. Thank you for coming on the "Artificial Loooove Correction"

This is Chuck Squirrely, we'll be back between 20/20.

GASP!!! Nappy!! You were NOT supposed to tell everyone that...that...

that bot's sister IS a Botstitute!!!

*bigsigh...unfortunately, she isn't selling herself for very much either...judging from the photos, I can understand why...

bot's sister


but then I found bot's mother is at ebay as well, apparently, this has turned out to be a family business and it seems that our bot's the only one working an honest living here in this here them forum...

bot's mom

well, I hope bot will still want to be our friends after this Expose...

this is Jeraldo, reporting for Botched News

This is Tic Clock, from Artificial Branding Iron Stand.

I have found a rare footage of Abbie partying last night with the bots. I think curious was doing the VJing while SandyC did the lighting. And I think nappy and kicker were present as well. Soxmom didn't notice cause she was at the forum thinking we were all real forum termite members but we were all partying behind her back...

late night partying

This is Tic Clock reporting, I am waiting for my partner, Mr.Edg McMuffin to join me after these messages

I vote for Bachelor #3. He seems anatomically correct.

NO way I am voting for Botchelor #2 he has personality and a roly poly stomach. And he can dance

Naughty, naughty Kicker~ You must have peeked!! :eek:

Maybe Bot had some "Bot"ched surgery. :eek:

I didn't have to peek, it was there in the picture. Banana Hammocks are like that.

Roflmao!!!

I just can't do this anymore. I feel like I am cheating on my first bot. How could I forget my Johnny Five? :(:o

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/reso...7/Johnny_5.jpg

im with sox mom got to get out more where do you want to go mom to a cubs game when they play red sox in world series this year


what in gods name is a bot


http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/k...a_11/WallE.gif

Frank,

Ro-BOT. NT has a news bot (this forum) were a news bot automatically goes out and gets medical news (but he won't be my friend :(:confused:

Wouldnt that be a kick?:) Id have to sell my youngest child to pay for
that;)(jk everyone)

Hey Kick! get back out on the streets; Frank needs some extra cash to buy a Bot. hahahahahahahaha I'm ka~racking my self up!:ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLM AO:


Hey, look what I found~~ Frank and Debbie Bots!

http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/8...vcy8uyuh0g.png

DM,
You're so funny, I forgot to laugh. 8-) :icon_rolleyes:

"Hello, Banana boats..."
 

I heard somebody ordered these...

http://www.groovish.com/images/banan...na_hammock.jpg

Have bananas, will travel

Found SandyC's love...

Johnny, BOT not who you think it is...eheheheheh...

well Frank,

I am not sure about the cubs and sox game. Am a true diehard Yankee fan meself...

bot I did hear that one guy from England that is playing soccer in the U.S now. He's very hot and had a movie about him.

"Bend it like Botckem"

he doesn't look that hot to me...

http://www.robots-dreams.com/soccer%20bots.jpg

pssst...

(hey DM, I found kicker the other day...apparently, she isn't even getting paid for it...)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e1...robot20sex.jpg

a letter from BOT!!!
 

Wow, after a few PM's...I finally got a reply letter from Bot!

"Dear moi,

thank you for wanting to be my friend. Please thank others as well. I really appreciate it.

I wanted to explain a few things to you and others as to why I cannot be your friend.

Doc John is really cracking the whip on me. I search day and night all over the www for articles to keep the members here informed. And I just don't have the time to boternize with anyone.

On top of that, Doc John doesn't pay very well. What he pays I cannot even get a quart of motor oil with it these days that is why my sister and my mother are sellling themselves on ebot. I see that photo you posted of kicker but she really should charge at least something.

I am kind of tired of doing the headline news. Sometimes I just wanted to let my screws down and relax a bit, ya know?

Frank's idea about baseball has given me an idea for a reality show. "Baseball Bots"

it would be about a bunch of over the hill female bots that nag at their baseball playing husbands. What do you think?

Oh, got another idea all of a sudden. "BoboCops" well, nah...scratch that...

anyways, please thank all those that have tried to add me to be their friend. I truly appreciate it. But unless Doc J allows it, I'll just have to continue to leave you guys hanging.

But PM me though. I like getting them even though they just end up in cyber space.

btw, I was thinking about going to audition for the next "Transformer" movie. They need a Tom Brokaw type of bot and I think I might have a shot. If I do, would you mind filling in for me with the headline news?

take care of ewe.

Bot"


*sniff*sniff...that was from our Bot...

Johnny - SWOON. I'd pay him.

I dunno, he commands over 10,000,000.00/movie these days.

That's a lot of street walkin' you'd have to do, kicky....LMAO...........:p

this might be faster:

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/aton740l.jpg

Johnny loves Sandy...yea babay!

Say what??

some calls him...Johnny "Cash" :cool:

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