Could you get into the Guinness Records??
 

Ok... I need your help.. I have decided to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.. hmm.. What can I do??? I could try for the most Albino children...
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/..._siblings.aspx

Hmm.. longest toenails? My 9..7..and 4 yr old sons can all burp on command, gosh.. I have no talent.. I need something :D

Can you tell I'm bored?? :grouphug:

Oh don't start with that toenail thing again, missy. LOL.

Kids burping on command is pretty good. Many people cannot do this, including myself. Boys are great for coming up with stuff like this.

EDIT: What about some thing with Lego's? I am sure the boys have Legos.

Everybody can burp on demand! (Right?)

Ok, I must be bored too. I am sitting here trying to burp on command and I can't. UGH!!!

I know I will not get in to the Guinness Records but I think I hold the record here on NT for most typos.:o Double:o.

I can fall down on command and sometimes when I don't order myself to!:D (nickels please...)

Congratulations, Taffy. You hold the NT record for falling down both on command and not.

Monique, you could always go for the worlds largest gel pen collection! :wink:

Burp on command? Hmmmm I can't do that...but give me a cold beer or a real cold A&W Root Beer and stand back! LOL :o

I'm thinking maybe I could shoot for the largest dust bunny or collection of cat hair....at least I wouldn't have to vacuum anymore! :rolleyes:

*lol* I don't have the largest gel pen collection... yet *cough* (but you all can send donations ;) heh.. My kids can burp on command.. I cannot.. my 7 yr old can do the alphabet and say "I love you" ..they have such talent!

Hmm..maybe I can grow my eyebrows together and have the biggest unibrow in GA??

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*Still thinking* Maybe I can pull a string of popcorn kernels through my ears or something..

Sort of OT - On December 13, 2006, my DD and her school participated in the Charlotte's Web Project. :) There were 223,363 people worldwide, 50 states, 22 countries and they broke the Guiness Book for World Records for the Most People Reading Aloud Simultaneously in Multiple Locations:eek:. I have yet to see this printed in the Guiness Book but I have the Break a World Reading Record and official press release stating there was official confirmation from Guiness World Record that they did break the record!!! :cool::D

Here's a thought: if you can get all of us here at the Stumble Inn to start practicing, maybe we can have the largest group of MSers burping at the same time in multiple locations.

C'mon Tricia: you can do it!!! We'll work on it when we have our GTG next Sat. :wink:

I tried to be the World's fastest crocheter, but didnt make it.

I have talked to the girl who IS the world's fastest crocheter. There's another girl who claims to be the fastest crocheter (Lily Chin) but she never actually held the title. Someone at a yarn convention proclaimed her the fastest, but she never even came close. She even had a "crochet out" with the girl who is the fastest, and lost miserably by about 20 or 30 stitches per minute.

Can you crochet? knit? sew?

I can eat a slice of bread in under 30 seconds.

Try it. It's harder than you think.

My best time is 18 seconds. But it's my understanding Guniess dosen't keep earing records anymore.

No.. I can't crochet, Erin.. remember I asked you how to make blankets and stuff. I did crochet a small section trying to make a blanket for my son when I was preggo with him 9 yrs ago. Plus.. I would be slow. Hmm.. can't think of any eating talents I have.

**** I think I have what I want to do *****
I will beat ---> 144 tshirts worn at the same time! I am going to wear 150!! *lol* I don't know if I'll really do this.. actually, I don't even know if I own 150 tshirts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6tlw-oPDBM
(I could just do... longest leg hair on a woman.. I would have to start now.. and sure, I couldn't date for 2 yrs.. but I'm not dating anyways.. )

hmm.. have to choose: 1) most tshirts or 2) chewbacka legs... what do you guys think???

Sorry! I won the leg hair contest YEARS ago!:p

Hahahaha on the leg hair!!! :D:D:D

Several years ago my DH thought it was a good idea to grow his facial hair. I didn't like it and held a silent protest by growing out my armpit hair. :eek: He gave up and shaved after about 2-1/2 weeks. :D

The lady who held the fastest talker Guinness record came to our church a few times. She really didn't talk that fast in a conversation, but I guess she could really spit it out during a timed session.

lol oh no another eat the pilot thread lol

i am working on lost pens i am up to 40 ish i set them down and they are gone, burp the alphabet, learn it backwards i can say it backwards burp it backwards

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Longest toenails??????
burp and talk? Burp and sing?

Gee,I havent seen that Book (wasnt their a book???) in years.

Can anyone else wiggle their nose?:p