Scythe or Pitchfork? You decide
 

So (Sat)AMN says that she's trying to figure out whether she should switch from her pitchfork to a scythe. Should we help her figure out this dilemma?

i am gonna regret this but

broom wasnt a choice?:eek:

I am only kidding, do not want a certain some one mad at me.

Why, Reindeer, I didn't know you care! And, why, pray tell, is this a topic for a thread? A tool is a very personal choice.

No worries, Vic, DM parks hers next to the fireplace every evening.

maybe they are christmas shopping in july? :Dunno:

:eek::Scratch-Head::Noooo: Not touching that. Definitely not touching that.

And yes, I do care, deeply. I wouldn't want you to feel like you were forgotten. So it's better to do it publicly than wonder privately.

Deal, and I'm not touching that one!

"No running with scythes!" -- (Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time)

"You get the pitchfork, I'll bring the torches and s'mores" -- (Unknown)

Well, now I wasn't going to respond, but me being DM... no explanation needed.

If you all must know, AMN has a bicycle that she peddles past windows as your house is flying through the air.

(and her leetle dog too)http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/3...iz69lfwmv8.gif


Taking broom and smacking AMN!

This question is impossible to answer until I know what color shoes she is trying to match it too...or so my wife tells me. ;)

we could take up a collection, and accessorize her bike, perhaps?

I'm thinking, a bit of welding, and they can both be mounted athwart the basket...


after all, Kansas is farming country, and scythes and pitchforks are necessary "tools" of the trade...

:p

You keepa you hands offa other people's tools...that's what got you in trouble the last time! :p

Public smublic...you never were one to wonder privately :Scratch-Head: CG! :eek: or is it reindeer girl now. Having a hard time keeping up! I have short legs. CG is always hauling me around yelling at me to keep up! LMOA!

Well, it is going to depend on what or how Naps will be using this implement.

Is she cutting or lifting and pitching?

Perhaps she would be best served with the Knork.

It would fit the bill for both. It cuts and you can lift and pitch with it as well.

(yes, I can see Nappy on a giant knork!:D)

:yahoo::Poke::ROTFLMAO::Thats-Funneh::winner_first_h4h:

LOL :Funny-Post:

ROFLMAO.....DM? :thud:

SatAMN was the one talking about tools initially. There's obviously a connection there.

Twippy might have something--Knork. Oooh..... I could edit the poll and add Knork, but wait, that would skew the results.

skew..... that's a weird word......weks. Somehow that seems better. More...I don't know...... right. SatAMN using a weks Knork. Twippy and SatAMN using deweks Knorks. Skronk. Ok, how about Twippy and SatAMN using deweks skronK?

Yeah, that's it. deweks skronk.

And FG, that's ROFLMOA to you.

No, ROFLMOA doesn't werk...only LMOA werks. It's my word and you can't fix it for me. So there. Put that in your pipe and smoke it sweet pea! :p

I don't think Nappy's amused...she's serimous about her TOOLS..:Viking:

"MOM!!! There's smoke in the garden. The sweet peas are toking the Miracle Gro again," said Alice.

Don't you want to go to Mauna LMOA?


Hey, come on people. We really need a decisive vote here on AMN's choice of implement.

6-4 is pretty decisive...:rolleyes:

Pretty, but TOTALLY is something different. See, I'm not sure that Both or can't have anything sharper than a crayon in close competition like that, being, of course, two totally different concepts, is decisive.

It's early...you gotta give this group a little more time! Maybe some incentive! :D

Yeah, what she said...incentive! I haven't voted yet. What do you got?

Shelley. :D

Well thank you all very much for that thread. I don't know how long it's been since I've spewed liquid all over the computer! What a waste of good Chardonnay, but completely worth it for the laughs.

Tools - oh my!!!

Hollym had Chardonnay. Operative word being "had." And notice she only shared with the computer screen and keyboard. Dang, some people....

As for me, I have a whole box of Hershey Pot O Gold chocolate that I don't want. It's unopened and sitting in my livingroom on my diningroom table (yes, yet another one of FG's great ideas). People walk into my house and say, "Hey, isn't this your livingroom?" and I have to respond, "Yes, but it's my diningroom." Sometimes that can get confusing in the wrong company. But it is nice having my livingroom furniture in my diningroom. Now I have an excuse for sitting on the couch and eating dinner.

And I have plenty of batteries.

Now let's get voting people. We have Shelley, some used Chardonnay and a damp rag, and a whole box of Hershey Pot O Gold up for grabs.

Geez, I hope Shelley doesn't mind the "grabs" part.

Well let's see how to respond to this!

Holly...you should know by now that if you put the long legged one and I together you are likely to get nothing serious out of either one of us, especially if there is food, chocolate or alcohol involved....

As for the furniture part, her dining room furniture didn't fit in her dining room, it fit in the living room so why not put it where it fit? Made perfect sense to me! Since everyone seems to gather in the kitchen, why not put the comfortable furniture where everyone sits, right?

As for the chocolate, the only reason it's still sitting there is because I am not there to eat it. She's tempting me.

As for Shelley, she's working and by the time she logs on and reads this, she will be too tired and blurry eyed to know what's going on and won't care (maybe her Chehalis mints will have arrived and she REALLY won't care) and we can give her away as the booby prize! She's fun to watch after one round of liquorama!

What were we talking about?

I am so confused! Dining and living rooms ..and poor Shelley the booby prize.

I think someone is gonna be in trouble for that one!

(phew...not me this time!)(and I didn't mention how much she loves Chehalis Mints!)

You need both right?
Scythe to cut, pitchfork to move it all.


Wait.
Was this all meant to be a joke?:rolleyes:

In trouble for what? She's not even discovered this thread yet!! LOL! She's too busy eating her new stash of Chehalis mints to worry about being given away as a prize...LOL!

Hopefully she won't realize that the mints go with her! :eek:

well, at least some kind soul fixed the poll Q, which no longer reads American Gothis.

I ever tell ya me 'n' hubby staged a photograph in front of our wooden farmhouse, complete with pitchfork?

we had fun imitating the dour facial expressions of the principals in the painting.

yeah, we're weird, but at least our furniture's in the proper room.

note, I said "room" ?

that's because our house only HAS one room (20 by 30 - open plan) and thus, we have more freedom to put things where they FIT, and are useful.

now, what tricks-with-tools do I gotta perform to get my greedy grubby mitts on that Pot o' Gold ??

dehydrated fruit don't exactly CUT it when one needs a fix, like pronto !!

Whuh??? Don't know nuttin'! American Gothis is the NEW AGE Goth or a Gothis, which, broken down, is a "Got-this" only with one "t." Or, you could say, colloquially, that is, that it is American, Go-this [way]. Sort of like the Philly saying, "It's All [gone]." Which used to drive me nuts, my mother having been an English teacher and all. But she was from Philly and said that. Yikes, what grade English is "It's All?"

Oh yes, I do like you and su esposo tambien. Where's that photo? We gotta see it. Maybe we could give a reprint away as the prize here.

Now, now, now. NeuroTalk is not THAT kind of place. It's "G" rated.

But since you asked, if there were a way to ship it to you unscathed by heat in dis here part of the U.S. and to you in Belize, I would since you used words like "Greedy grubby mitts" and I can hear the desperation in your words.

Pssstttt- Don't tell her I voted.

Tricks with tools? Boobies? Pot (of gold)? What kind of place has this degenerated into? :D:p;)

Just glad I knew enough to not be sippin' my coffee whilst reading this morning.

Btw, if there is a prize for boobies, I win!

If there's a prize for boobies I lose. :rolleyes:

I voted she only be allowed crayons. It's how it should be. :p

*clearing throat* Ahem Ahem....:mad::mad::mad::mad:...ummm Booby Prize:confused::confused:...Well I know how big they are and I am happy to challenge Holly any day of the week.

Now if you will all excuse me....I have Chehalis Mints to get back to.... (Taffy they are good but not as good as the ones you gave me because they came from you :hug:)


And you want to talk abut who is fun to watch after Liquorama..that would be FG....but then I was too starved to enjoy it!

Well, with Shelley it always comes down to food!

I have pictures of Holly and Shelley! We could compare but then that could lead to who knows what and I would probably just get into trouble. We should probably just call it a draw and leave it at that!

Mints Mints, did someone say mints??????

Twiffy, Shelley won't share....

Well, I've already described Hollym as the one we were meeting who was this big <holding hand out>, blonde, and <holding cupped hands far out>. When Hollym arrived, she was immediately shown to the table without further request for information from the restaurant staff. :eek::D:eek::D

And somehow, I'm not sure that I want to judge THAT particular contest. Maybe we can leave that to nice men who stop at gas stations.

FG, I ain't drawing NOBODY'S boobs (unless I"m in art class).