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Cake.

Get your minds outta the gutter. Sent this to Ms. Alffe and she suggested sharing it. :hug:

My cousin Dawny brought it to the 4th of July picnic this year. An aside note, she is still suffering with all of the trauma from a horrible accident 2 years ago when she was sitting in a car at the side of the interstate, while a friend helped with a disabled car. She was in a seatbelt just sitting in the car when someone in an SUV struck her car going 80 mph. She spent over 2 months in the hospital and doesn't remember one minute of it.

Anyway, she's a dear and her cake is totally awesome!

Box of any kind of German Chocolate cake
Bake this like it says.

When the cake is done baking, Poke holes in it using a straw or whatever works. The amount of holes is up to you.
Then pour 14oz.can of sweetened condensed milk. over entire cake.

Put in refrigerator to cool at least 1 hour.

Spread ice cream CARAMEL topping over entire cake
Spread HOT FUDGE topping over entire cake.
Spread COOL WHIP over entire cake.
Drizzle HERSHEYS SYRUP around cake, making any design you want.
Sprinkle broken HEATH CANDY BAR pieces on top.

Refrigerate and should be refrigerated when not eating it.

ANd to think my first thought was SHOPPING!!!!!!

How about sex while the cake is cooling??? At least then you can compare the two LOL :D:D:p...Sue

:D woulda, shoulda, coulda....:D

Goofy girls.

Lordy, Moi will be ALL OVER this thread! :D

OK OK OK ............ If moi will be here ;)

NUTTY CAKE

1 cake (chocolate or white) prepared in 9x13 pan. (white is best)
1 can of coconut milk
1 can Eagle Brand milk
2 Cups Coconut Flakes
Big container of Cool Whip (I use real whipped cream if I'm being picky)

While the cake is still warm poke lots of holes .....I use the handle of a wood spoon.
Slowly pour the coconut milk all over and let it set a bit so it soaks in.
Slowly pour the Eagle Brand Milk all over and then cover the whole thing with plastic wrap and put it in the 'fridge for a while (over night is fine)
When you're ready to eat - cover the cake with the Cool Whip and cover that with the coconut.
If moi is coming cover the coconut with pecans or any additional sort of nuts.

:D i have a yummy "poked" cake recipe too.

Grass Hopper Cake

bake a white or yellow cake ( from a box!! :D) in a 13x9 pan.

cool. poke holes with a straw or the handle of a wooden spoon about 1 1/2 inches a part.

pour 1 can of hershey chocolate syrup all over the cake..into the holes. put the cake in the fridge while you prepare the topping.

topping.

1 large container of cool whip
creme de menthe ( NOT MINT EXTRACT)

add the creme de menthe to taste. you can use the stuff from the grocery store or the liquer store. i use about 2 -4 tablespoons. you know i don't measure. spread onthe top of the cake and refridgarate an hour or so...longer actually tastes better. i make it the night before.

stop stop.....now I want cake...that sounds soooo good...mmmmm but I dont like the kind of candy bar pieces suggested..but I could pick different kind hehehee hugsss,sarah

you can switch that up sarah. it's great way to use halloween candy. my kids love to make it. and eat it. :D

this sounds weird, but it is soooo good. i made it many times for a church brunch.

Snicker Salad recipe

6 Granny Smith apples
6 large Snicker bars
12 ounces Cool Whip
Chocolate sprinkles
Chop the apples and Snicker bars into small bite-size pieces. Mix thoroughly into the Cool Whip. Use the sprinkles for garnish over the top. For best flavor, refrigerate for several hours.


it's like eating those awesome carmel apples they sell at the mall.

what does the condensed milk do? it sounds gross to put on there lol, the only thing i can think to put it in is magic cookie bars lol

it helps turn the cake into a creamy carmely gooey goodness. it won't taste like it does straight from the can.

good lol from the can its like baby formula hahaha

here's another one-
[BETTER THAN ROBERT REDFORD DESSERT]


1 c. flour
1/2 c. butter, softened
1 c. finely chopped pecans
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened
1 c. powdered sugar
1 (12 oz.) container Cool Whip
1 lg. pkg. instant vanilla pudding
1 lg. pkg. instant chocolate pudding
3 c. cold milk
Grated chocolate candy bar

Prepare bottom crust by mixing together flour, butter and pecans until crumbly. Press into greased 9 x 13 inch glass pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes or until lightly golden. Cool. Beat cream cheese with sugar until smooth; fold in half of Cool Whip. Spread over cooled crust. Combine vanilla and chocolate pudding mix. Beat in milk until smooth and thickened. Spread over cream cheese layer. Spread remaining Cool Whip over top. Sprinkle with grated chocolate bar. Cover and refrigerate overnight. Serves 12 to 16 people.]

http://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1713,...231207,00.html

Whats with all this cake talk???? I thought this was a talk about sex???

I am just so frustrated:confused::confused:




LOL-----Justy kidding:p:p:p...Sue:eek:

Snoozie...............eat some cake while you're waiting for moi to talk :winky:

While I can think of many things better then sex I like to fill my poked holes with choc pudding then frosted with dark choc frosting or fill holes with mixture of van pudding and cream cheese before choc frosting:):)

I've been trying to remove my "Thanks" from this one ..........
I went to bed and can't go to sleep. I keep thinking about the Snicker Salad recipe. I've never seen one anything like that and can't even imagine it. Out here in the woods we don't have open-all-night stores.
I can't get those apples and Snickers until tomorrow .....I'll have to drive into town ..... all the way into town .......if I go into town I'll have to stop for lunch.......I'll eat pure junk for lunch..........more weight ..........then I'll make that salad ....... what will I do with that much salad .... sweet salad ......... I'll have to eat it all myself......... I'll gain more weight .....

awwww wren...i'm so sorry. :( i should have waited until tomorrow to post it. but really..it's worth it. but you can make it with 1 apple and 1 snicker bar. use just enough cool whip to hold it together.

i justify eating it, cuz an apple a day keeps the dr away. :D

:hug:

This is why I voted for SHOPPING! Meet ya in town Wren. :D

if i pm you my sizes will you buy me sumpin'? :p

I'll buy you sumpin' if you send me that salad :p.

Tell grandmonkey I drank 3 bottles of water today just for him :D

I am trying to be a good boy...a really really good boy...really...I am...

nuts, moi, more nuts...I can get myself kicked out from this forum easily...

:thud:

and look what you ladies did to sweet sarah (sabimax) and sweet jo55....you ladies corrupted them....

my moss even told me earlier she was tempted to jump in...:thud:

well, I wondered why she didn't LMAO................

too funny...and yes, I'll take one of each...with extra nuts....lots and lots of nuts...they say that you are what you eat...hey, give me a double on each order!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and you are a personal trainer!! SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!

peronal training them to the hospital....ROFL.........

alrighty, lurker...don't try to get moi into more trouble...I can't even innuendo it...I would be in soooo much trouble...

:D

oh, what the heckit....
 

http://daniel.holba.ch/pics/handzoff-f.jpg

guess who sent moi this?? :eek:

well, you asked for it...
 

pssssst...hey, Alpho, I already ran outta gum...please send more...

lots more!!!

"You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed"


Man I am really tempted to make some crude remarks about that one...Sue:eek:

I chewed all 120 within 10 minutes...

:thud:

sue, you, crude?? Nemoi (that's how us 'necks here say nevah)

After I get the coffee splatters out of my nose and off the screen I'm heading upstairs to find more recipes. :p
:hug:

OMG..you are so bad moi...I can't believe you posted that! :D Wait until Cheri sees it!! What am I going to do with you!! You're incorrigible!! :D

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OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! joining wren with cleaning the computer screen LOLOL
except mine is sprayed with diet dr pepper LOLOLOL

See! Told ya!!! With all the talk of poking and nuts, well....you had to know we wouldn't be able to keep him under control.

ROFLMAO!

God, someone pull his ears!

And thanks Ms. Alffe for suggesting to share it. Sure got a lot of good yummy recipes in this!

Not the gum! I didn't suggest sharing that! :D

but...butt...butt....

you see how these people instigated things, Alpho?? You see??

And then I get blamed..:thud:

you should've seen what scrabbly PMed moi...

instigating things!!

Even moi sweet moss...:thud:

after all the egging on, I just say, what the heckit...I mean, it would be rude for moi to NOT reply when my name is mentioned, right? That's the way I was taught...

:D

oh, the gum...did I mention the source?? That slipped....:p

;)

now, you have to remember, I am Asian, I listen with an accent...

incorrigible sounds just like "encourageable"

;)

:thud: :thud: :thud:

:thud: not sure what happened....