If I nude then, "whuh" I node now...
 

I would've taken more figure drawing classes...actually, never even taken one...maybe I'll sign up...:D

I would've learn to wear "depend" all by myself... ;)

I would've never ever squeeze that bottle of sun block onto my hand at the nude beach when AMN and "yeah Butt" walked by....

but thank goodness I didn't do that when Frank walked by...*whew...

OMG LMAO!

but do you have condoms with ringtones?

:thud: :thud: :thud:

Moi, you sick twisted little boy, c'mere.

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When I slapped Mwa on the back, I would have had my hand covered in bleach to leave a long-term greeting. :)

there are some threads you just don't know what to say...... this is one!

:D

What??????????

kickah-mom, just ignore moi, he's a node-it-all.

:D

that reminds me... a neighbor of ours gave us some random eggies to hatch in our incubator.

hatching day was Saturday...

we were excited when three of 'em turned out to be NUDIE-NECKS...

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:D

Them Nudies are easy- easy plucking!! (ugly but easy.) ( Sorry Kay, rare, but ugly)

yeppers, Kicka !!

uuuuuuuuuuugly-as-sin !!

but, hatchet-man-hubby sez... easier to whack.

:D

Oh moi come here, no a little bit closer thanks




SMACK

now hold on just a darn minute...

I am tawkin' bout sun block!!

and here I am getting smacked...even one that is covered in bleach...*sniff*sniff....

condoms with ringtones? No, it comes with much more than that, doors, windows, kitchen, stove, bathrooms and such. More than ringtones...

We wuz going to buy one in Florida but they wanted too much for it. Plus with all the hurricane and now possibly some guy might fly into our wall....hmmmmm...

If it had came with Sly And The Family Stone we would've bought it in a heart beat....

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Sun: Sol in latin

74% Hydrogen (mass) or 92% Hydrogen (volume)

24% Helium (mass) or 7% Helium (volume)

in old Greek Myth, Helio is Sun God

in Egyptian Myth, Ra is Sun God

in Roman Myth, Apollo is Sun God

in Norse Myth, Freyr is Sun God

Block, akin to balk

Balk: definition number 11: Billiards. any of the eight panels or compartments lying between the cushions of the table and the balklines.


Sol-Helio-Ra-Apollo-Freyr Balk was what I was using and I was thinking about playing pool with my buddies, the Sun Gods...

that's all...:rolleyes:

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Uh Moi???? http://dl9.glitter-graphics.net/pub/...jyfagd41yb.gif

:pizza: <----me just watching the show :winky:

Give me a break Mwa, everyone knows that a Freyr is a cueball-headed soul-man about to be cooked for a down-home Sunday dinner.

who moi, You said "if it came with Sly & the Family Stone we would have bought it in a heart beat"

Yuk, did you know Sly was a wife beater & they split?

I still got a sunburn & was wearing 80 proof. But with a one piece, not nude. :)

No, I think you are thinking about his brother, French Freyr. Cause of his shape, he resembled more of a cue stick.

Freyr actually worked at a monastery. But then he was kicked out for not being mendicant enough cause he would always waste money on frey chicken and talk out loud...

his brother, Friar Truck threw him out when he wouldn't help with Robin Hood...

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lor,

I didn't know that about Sly Stone and I wouldn't promote any beating of any kind. But I do enjoy their music. :)
perhaps I would be better neighbors with the FlintStones...although I have more of a crush on Betty than Wilma. :)

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DM, who you calling Gorgeous?? Don't hate moi cause I am beautiful...

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2k2c

oh, thanks...just when I needed some back up...you bail out on moi...I see how you are... :rolleyes:

;)

Yes, I remember now. It was for him the bell told us that Robin was the ornament for the whole hood. Seems to me that the miscreant mendicant was indeed chicken of the Truck stop.

in Ernest, I am glad I can jog your information highway

it's funny, when Freyr absconded with some chicken to England, it became a tale of two cities....

Yes, I recall his foul thumping of his breast when he tried to give his brother a leg up, then the brother changed his mind and decided to wing it; they were thigh-high in doo-doo and they flew the coupe down Route 66. Sadly, neither could actually fly.

Oh my!

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(covering all mirrors in Moi's house) yeah, OK, if you say so Moi!!! :D:D:D:D

(LMAO.........would a foul thumping on a fowl be a foul fowl? LOL)

well, Freyr Truck has a big red crown resembling fire siren and Freyr himself has a big wattle, while they couldn't fly, one can imagine them racing down Route 66 with one crowning while the other one wattling...

but in the high heat of Fahrenheit 451 on Route 66, Montag would bring out the dystopian perpetual question: why did the Freyrs cross the road...

to get to Dante's Inferno???

phoosh! Instant Freyr Chickens!! Wings, Legs, Breasts et all...

I would avoid the legs since they were thigh high in doo-doo though...

do bare in mime...Billy Shakes a Brittany Speares once said: To pee, or not to pee, that tis da question

his brother, Billy Bob Stakes A Sphere said: Don't put all your Freyrs in one basket

mine mine, that's a big spoon fitting for a BIG MOUTH..

you know you think I am beautiful...come on...

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I knew you were blond!!!! :ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:

Dibs on the drumstick! :Starvin: