Major question
 

How many posts does it take to get to the center of a thread?

*sticking dm into sidecar*

Here, put the real helmet on now.

and away they go

http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/q...ssengercar.jpg

Helmet's on!

Hey, how come wer'e going in reverse???

ooops, my bad! I was sitting backwards.

What? No lumbar seats??? This is so wrong.

I'm hungry, when will we get there? I have to go to the bathroom! I'm thirsty!
There's a bug in my eye. I'm tired~~~~~~~~~~ Are we at the middle of the thread yet?

Oy! What was I thinking?!!!!

Listen, you need to put your toys into the toybox, they're all gonna...

*waving*

Bubbye Malibu Barbie!

*stopping at McBathroom*

Go on! Wash your hands!

Hey! Why are your shoes on the wrong feet?

Exactly half..:D

I'm wearing YOUR shoes!!!!! :D:D:D:D

As long as you're not sitting sideways, you're ok!

*screaming at DM to put on her seat belt*

Dangit! I knew they were on the wrong feet! Gimme my shoes and no more of that tricky stuff!:mad:

Okay, here's a map, remember we talked about maps? They're not for eating.

Look for a good way over to I-75, that's a fat, red road with a pretty blue shield.:rolleyes:

You'd better mapquest it for her and fax it! She'll never be able to figure that one out! She'll be looking for licorice and hospitals!http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...ice_twists.jpghttp://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...2520Shield.jpg

*getting out calculator and slide rule to calculate how many posts to get to the center*

Is this a trick question?

:confused::confused: Oh carp I forgot I failed algebra :confused::confused:

Well duh, this one is easy! Take the total posts, and divide by 2. :Melting 2: Then you'll know what your mid-point is going to be. :wink: Who am I?

*smack!*

How ultra-linear of you, Wiz. Tsk. Tsk. I do not seek a median, I seek a center. This is a three dimensional question!

*smack*

HA!!!! Then I was right..:p

Whars mah prize????

Shameless farming going on in here. Tisk tisk!

+1 :D

yeah now you messed with the concept of center:Bang-Head:http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/l...the-voices.jpg

Maybe kitty has BPPV? :eek:

didnt i tell you now its not centered lol it has to be odd to be equal and centered in a cubic sense:)

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Whuh???????

Of course all I could see in my mind's eye when I saw the beginning of this thread - was that owl with a tootsie pop. :D

that was my first thought too lol

WAIT - I am taking algebra right now so I should be able to figure this out....

Oh, did you say three dimensional?? We haven't got there yet - maybe next week I can help! :o

DM - hold on tight and I hope she atleast put a pillow in the car so you would have some cushion.

AMN never goes anywhere without her pillow BUT she doesn't share. So if you want a pillow BRING YER OWN!!!


:p


licorice anyone???

Freetoes???


I will be in Portland today getting my blood drawn!! shhhh! Don't tell Twiffy....;)

Oh I know that for a fact - was just hoping for DM's sake that there was another one close by..... I personally have enough cushion down there so I wouldn't need one but I know DM doesn't!!!

Actually, wouldn't dm be better off with one of those sumo suits?

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/0/0/7...55574932_o.jpg

I love it!!!! :p

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1302/...c37c846f_o.jpg








Wait, what was the question again? :confused:










.......

stop the madness
 

I don't understand why you people keep feeding her ego!! I suppose it is amusing but come on, why is it that all it takes to make a thread take off and go on and on is that it be authored by AMN?


*going back to corner to wait for up-coming smack from AMN*

*sticking tongue out at pouty little Earl*

Neeener neener neeeeeeeeener!!!!!!!!!!

:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:







go suck your thumb, baby

Earl, I am so sorry you didn't get the memo - but don't let on to AMN, we have to answer her pathic little threads to keep her happy. She has this "little" problem and they only way to keep her really happy and safe at home with Jack is to play this little game with her.....

Again I am so sorry your didn't get the memo, please don't tell AMN she doesn't know that we all know her "problem".

*Smack*....Didn't you know? ....AMN IS the center of the universe..:rolleyes::D

Oh, I get it now. . . AMN IS the center of the thread.

So, now I have to figure how long it would take me to get to AMN? Like, how many miles and how many hours it would take to get there, how much would I have to spend it gas, food, hotel, etc. add, subtract, multiply, and/or divide by X . . . Oh heck, I ain't do this calculation just to get to the CENTER. LOL

Well done, Tricia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You win the prize!!!!!

So, folks, the answer is 31!

No, no, no......Sally.......

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...eruniverse.jpg

What's the prize?

I was going to ask the same question but thought better of it. It may just be a smack on the back.:eek::D

Earl, AMN can't help it, 'cause 'She's so popular!"

:D

(that's what "Jeux sans frontieres" sounds like to many English speakers)

http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=396

Nappy plays with Twiffy, Twinkie plays with Dim,
Sandy plays with Vonnie, Frankie's happy again
Debbie plays with Yabbit, Gazzy plays with wit,
NaeNae builds a bonfire, Koala plays with it

- Whistling tunes we hid in the dunes by the seaside
- Whistling tunes we're kissing baboons in the jungle

If posts could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers - boards without tears
Games without frontiers - boards without tears

:grouphug: :D :grouphug:

you've officially reached za CENTRE of ze tread, vhen Kay makes a post in it.

This was postulated aeons ago in the Kayocentrism Theory, which attempted to prove that the entire universe revolved around me.

Aristotle begged to differ, and Ptolemy begged for circular reasoning..

:D

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...0tags/th15.jpg

:D :D :D :D

*stomping out of thread*

I'm takin' my toys and playin' elsewhere.....nobody plays with me......:hissyfit:

Kissin' baboons in the jungle.....ummm...on second thought, maybe I don't want to play!! :eek:

Let us not forget Achilles whose death was in punishment for his irreverent sacrilege, missy.;)

If you want someone to play with you, you are going to need to start your own self centered thread as AMN is the center of this thread.

Now, quit being a cry baby and play well with the others. Once you settle down you will find that you are better off being on the sidelines.:D