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tamiloo

11-09-2008 03:11 PM

Darn...my private part died...

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little
crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'

(You've gotta love this .)

'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.':yikes:

SandyC

11-09-2008 03:14 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Love it!!!!

tamiloo

11-09-2008 03:14 PM

Oh, my gosh I can't belive I did this on the sabbath....:lookaround:

SandyC

11-09-2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tamiloo (Post 405009)

Oh, my gosh I can't belive I did this on the sabbath....:lookaround:

That's even funnier!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Alffe

11-09-2008 03:20 PM

LOLOL!! She's back...she's really back!

weegot5kiz

11-09-2008 03:47 PM

lol good one Tammi lol

TwoKidsTwoCats

11-09-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alffe (Post 405013)

LOLOL!! She's back...she's really back!

just what I was thinkin' :D

GLAD TO SEE YOU TAMILOO!!

JessieSue

11-09-2008 08:18 PM

rotflmao!!!!!

:D :D :D

Kitty

11-10-2008 07:29 AM

:D :D LOL!!

Didn't know it was a joke until I clicked on the thread!! I was going to offer my sympathy and say I knew exactly how you felt!! :o

Doody

11-10-2008 10:55 AM

ROFL! I'm not even gonna say what went through my head when I saw the subject! :D

:thud:

MelodyL

11-10-2008 11:39 AM

That's the FUNNIEST JOKE I EVER HEARD.

I'm passing it on to EVERYBODY I KNOW.

I want them to laugh out loud too!!!

Thanks much

Melody

azoyizes

11-12-2008 09:44 AM

That was funny! :ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

MelodyL

11-12-2008 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doody (Post 405450)

ROFL! I'm not even gonna say what went through my head when I saw the subject! :D

:thud:

Want to know what went through my head when I saw the title?? I thought the guy had neuropathy in his p**** and it fell off.

oh my god!!!

lol

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