HereKitty Needs Entertainment and Gossip . . .
 

Disclaimer: This thread is for pure fun and everything is made up. Nothing should be taken as truth and/or personally.

So, Kelly needs entertainment and gossip. She stated that in another thread. I am not sure why she wants that as she is well known in the community as the cat lady. That's right, you heard me, THE CAT LADY. We all know of at least one and have seen at least one but little did we know we had our own Cat Lady here on NT.

You see, Kelly was spotted in the wee hours of the morning standing outside in her robe and curlers cat calling. That is why her screen name is HereKitty. :D

What juicy gossip do you have?

I heard she tried out for the new CatWoman ... but, she was turned down for being beautiful, with a brain, that the other movie stars wanted to be her .. so the producers didn't want to take the risk ... so they hired someone that's not as pretty or smart as Kelly ..

Well, Vonn, I guess the producers didn't want any "hissy" fits. LOL

Well, all I have to say is......http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...dy_1_thumb.jpg

:D :p :D

Phew! It's good to know that you won't let me become the cat lady.

But . . Why oh why did you let me eat 2 gallons of ice cream, the whole package of cookies, AND the dozen or so chocolate bars? HUH? What "friend" does that to another?

(Reality - that's pretty sickening to think of eating all of that. LOL)

Funny- I heard Kitty was arrested by the police for indecent exposure and disturbing the peace. She has to spend the night in the pokey and then beg for mercy from the judge. Her mug shot was on the evening news (pink foam curlers!) and her lipstick was smudged by her gentleman caller...

Then the SPCA heard about it and is wondering if she feeds her cats premium kibble. They plan to call PETA who is going to protest in front of her home.

And to think, the neighbors all muttered "but she seemed like such a nice crazy old lady"

I thought Kel was to be the subject of the gossip, you know, like she was caught streaking but Matt brushed the police paper work under the carpet

Matt does help her out a bit. Now is he the one that gave you the picture of my car in my driveway? LOL. Guess my secret came out on that one.:D

Well.....she said she wanted to make new friends.:p

Yes but I heard they are all a figment of her imagination. I guess if you need friends bad enough, imaginary friends can come in handy! :D

Well you know, HereKitty said that she needs new friends because all of her friends at NT have gone to the dogs...:rolleyes::rolleyes:

we really need a rim shot or ba da bing smilie

Kelly you worked at Ba Da Bing too! I . . .I mean, I mean . . oh dear:o:D

Kell - you know I can be bribed not to share anything. Just deposit a bunch of milk chocolate to my account. :D :D

This is the best I could find so far, Frank..
http://www.mskurmudgeonskorner.com/f...lies/drums.gif

I heard she's been hittin the catnip again. ;)

And someone should really be a friend and tell herekitty to keep her windowshades pulled all the way down when she uses the litterbox! :rolleyes:

:highfive::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO::ROTFLMAO:---->:Poke: not touching that one with a ten ft pole ---->

Here ya go, Jenn.......http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...e007b88417.gif.....there's plenty more where that came from so you just let me know if you're runnin' low! :D

OK, I admit it......I fell off the wagon.....http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...960/catnip.jpg

I cant believe how you are all treating our dear sweet Kelly:eek:.

you should all be ashamed!!!!!




"now give me that chocy kittengirl!!":D

****stuffs mouth with chocolate***


:D :D :D

Fin and Sox, you guys are such suck ups. I mean really . . .:D I'd be careful eating that chocolate though. It may not be all chocolate, some laxatives look similar.:eek::D

Kelly, darling, I am not a chocolate lover. I mean, I like every now and then but I know that I can be bribed with toffee. hint, hint. LOL

i heard she closed the bars in town naughty naughty, the half hour walk home took her two hours cause of the lateral walking tisk tisk

Well I have it under the strictest confidence that Cat Lady was seen taking in yet another cat. Rumor has it her house has become the litter box and she's been forced into the shed. The cats refuse to allow her in except at dinner time.

Here are some pics to prove the cats have taken over.

They eat her food.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k3...oo/EvilCat.jpg

They smoke her pipe.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1282/...4b0bc9.jpg?v=0

They guard her doors.

http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/i...n/untitled.jpg

They drink her booze.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...nking-wine.jpg

They've been possessed.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...iny-kitten.jpg

They've been sighted driving her car.

http://www.freewebs.com/jt0104/Driving%20cat.JPG

The Godfather of the cats has spoken.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w...ATS/Lisa22.jpg



Authorities are saying at this time the cats are not doing anything illegal. Cat Lady is out numbered.

lol ya nut lol

Sandy, those are pretty funny! Thanks for the laugh.

Our poor Kelly! Her cats appear to have taken over. You OK, Kelly?:p

she is having cat litter flown in from Egypt:yikes:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/g...k/SANY0072.jpg

lol that possessed cat is gonna cause some serious trouble

This is what lives in my house. Tux is the reason I am NOT a cat lady. LOL

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/k...ssessedTux.jpg

Yeah....I'm OK.....just trying to cough up a hair ball......http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/k...0/hairball.jpg

Gosh he's grown a lot, Tricia!! I remember when you got him....he was so little! He's a cutie! :)

Kelly - He has grown but the picture makes him look huge! He is not going to be a big cat. LOL. I had trouble resizing the photo in photobucket. Actually, I resized it just fine but when it posted it came out so, so big. LOL

oh look everybody ... she's now looking at taking over cats in other states!! look out, Trish!! CatLady Kelly is on the move, in the groove and on the loose!!

Sandy - I think she 'trained' those cats to do that ... Kelly is quite the smarty-pants, ya know!!

Vonn's right Sandy. Look at what the Cat Lady did to my cats eyes. Very creepy!:p She must have done that via the computer screen. LOL

I didn't do anything!!! Tux must be one of the Godfather Kitties
mafia cat goons!!

almost looks like a schnauzer

I can see you now, Kelly:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ttymassage.jpg

But personally, I prefer them thar Georgian dawgs y'all gots:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...TNBIRDDOG1.jpg

Cherie

Cherie - where did you find that picture of HereKitty. That just happened today after she coughed up that hair ball. All the cats felt a little guilty for taking over her place, causing her to cough up that nasty thing, so they gave her a massage. (But we know they are really up to something else. LOL).

Ruh roh, they are starting to do things they shouldn't. I think this leads to more cats but I could be wrong.

http://www.sheltermeinc.org/wordpres...ts-kissing.jpg

http://www.catsplaza.com/files/image...cat%20love.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/42...bb932727d2.jpg

Looks like my home has turned into Kitty's House of Ill Repute!! :eek:

Oh, oh!

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2..._44/fridge.jpg

Happy Thanksgiving:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...sgivingpic.jpg

Guess I gotta' keep it kinda clean, since this is a family channel . . .?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ess_44/fat.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ess_44/spy.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...atemotions.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ess_44/007.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ess_44/008.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2...ess_44/cat.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a2.../pic146041.jpg

Cherie