All I Want For Xmas is a Simple PA...
 

:thud: WHY can't I find :
A simple PA who can make small items like mac n cheese.
A simple PA who can match up my socks correctly.
A simple PA who can water the ONE Ivy plant.
A simple PA who can empty the vacuum without breaking it.
A simple PA who doesn't feel its her right to take my brand new towels becuz "You got plenty of towels-so who cares where the brand new green towels are!"
A simple PA who can fill in her own time sheet.
A simple PA who can stop talking about herself long enough to ask how I am.
A simple PA who can pull up the quilt on twin size bed to make the bed.
A simple PA who can drive me to the doctors without scaring the beejees out of me.
A simple PA who can shop for groceries with a list in her hand.
A simple PA who can remember to get receipts.
A simple PA who can go to bank to get one little roll of quarters.
A simple PA who can clean the bathroom and put items (rugs, soaps, towels) back where they belong.
A simple PA who will wear her hearing aids so she can hear me when I talk.
A simple PA who will stop yakking at me while she is in another room and there is no way for me to hear or answer her.
A simple PA who will give a quick "BYE" as she walks out the door.

Just a sweet, caring, simple PA....or am I simply asking for too much.

And never, never uses their cell phone at your house.

Dream On! All the while they are yelling or fighting with someone and the stress meter just keeps rising in my head!

or doesnt want to "just quickly check the email" HA! 20 solitare games later, she will wander back in.