RC December 26 th~
 

I got a new one for you:
Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table
knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave
immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. it's rare. You can't find
it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it
has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into
an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one
for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy.
Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed
potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or
whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports
car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your
eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other
people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's.
You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do.
This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet
table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted
Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near
them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of
attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them
behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if
you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have
three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory
celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some
standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or
get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips;
start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a great holiday season!
_____
BC:D

a lot of truth to that! (at least for me)
 

Well, you know what, that ended up bringing tears to my eyes!

It was ever so fun to read!

thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I especially liked the mashed potato volcano!)

ConsiderThis~
 

I'm glad you enjoyed it. ha. Where is everybody at? I wouldn't go shopping for nothing today. The stores were picked over Sunday. They looked like a tornado had come there. I did go and get a heater, but didn't have to leave town. They too, had nothing I wanted except what I went to buy.
___
BC:)

Sorry BC--I didn't see this one--I answered KareBear's--or I should say MrsQ's thread. OOPS......
Hugs,
LS :o

Happiness, a lovely New Year's gif :)

Someone on the pbs forum asked me where I found all the great gifs...

I replied, "a lot of different forums"

but really some of the best were from you :)

Hi BC and everyone else. This is so cute. I like eggnog and somewhere have a recepi for it.

befuddled2