Trunk Monkey
 

First, watch this 3 minute compilation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y (turn sound down -- first one is a bit startling and loud).

Then, tell me what you could use a Trunk Monkey for.

I'd like a "Kitchen Monkey" and a "Laundry room Monkey."

How about you?

I'd like one for all the rude, impatient people who don't like the fact I walk slowly. I actually had one man ask me "can you walk any slower?" :mad: What kind of person says that to another?? :confused: The Trunk Monkey would have handled it for me! ;)

You GO, Woman!!!* :)






*at your own speed, of course! :grin:

I'd sell tickets to see him, and raise enough money to get high speed internet so I could watch the video.

I have to get me one of them. oh yeah! :D

Maybe you've seen him on TV (not recently). The driver of a vehicle gets in trouble and presses the (built-in") TRUNK MONKEY button.

The trunk pops open and a chimp with a tire iron gets out and ambles up to the disgruntled guy yelling into the driver's face and takes him out!

Or, the guy with the preggo wife in the back seat pulls over at her insistence and pushes the button. The chimp appears with a stethoscope to help!

Etc, Etc.

Yup, I LOVE Trunk Monkey. I actually used to step into the living room to watch the commercials. :o

I'd have one on the back of my shopping scooter and call on her when someone or something is in my way.:D:p:D

I loved the shotgun one!

Make mine a shape-shifter that I can hide in my back pocket ... that way it's portable. :D Or better yet, just live in my cable modem and zap the Twitter and Facebook nonsense before I see it! :cool: