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Ellie 03-31-2007 11:54 AM

Your Age - (Naughty Warning)
 
Disclaimer: This post is for adults! :D

My friend emailed this to me, I couldn't help but to laugh at the end. Get your computer calculator up before you start!



YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH



This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read ..
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a day that you would like to have sex
(more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number






Scroll Down!
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The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have sex each day).










The next two numbers are


YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

yeahbut 05-05-2007 01:04 PM

Nope.... well half right. I chose 2 and ended with 339 - which I am 39

DM 05-05-2007 02:04 PM

Mine was wrong!!!! It said I was 51 and I'm ONLY 39.....


OK, I cannot tell a lie.... I'm 51.....

PS: stinking game.... ha....
it really was cute! :D

Ripplegirl99 05-10-2007 08:51 PM

HOLY CRAP! Mine was exactly right! Very Scary. I used a calculater to figure it out and it was exactly right.

lor 05-11-2007 01:55 PM

I made a mistake..I went to our 'calculator drawer' & not thinking, I got out a pencil. When I did it by pencil it was wrong. But when I did it with the calculator it was right.? So I did it again with pencil & it was that wrong number again??????

lor 05-11-2007 02:07 PM

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lor 05-11-2007 02:13 PM

I think its because with pencil you do 7-8=9 (my number) and with calc. you do 07-8. (You start out like this)

Justice 05-16-2007 06:35 AM

Omg,how In The Hell!!!!
 
OMG,HOW WOULD THE CALCULATER KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I WANT SEX A DAY,IT'S NOT LIKE I INVITE IT IN THE ROOM TO WATCH! IT WORKED THOUGH,THAT WAS A TRIP! IT CAME OUT PERFECT WITH THE 3 DIGITS 233,TWICE A DAY,AND I'M 33 YEARS OLD,DAMN THAT WAS A TRIP! I BETTER PUT THE CALCULATER IN THE FRONT ROOM FROM NOW ON!:D J/K THAT'S WHERE I KEEP IT ANYWAY! THAT WAS FUN, THANKS!

Ceci 05-16-2007 03:17 PM

Right on the money!

That hurt my brain!


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