You know what sucks about numbness?
 

It really sucks when you put a chocolate candy bar in your pocket, and then forget about it for two hours because you cant feel it.

Now I have a smooshy candy bar...at least it was in well sealed packaging...no smooshy chocolate all over my pocket.

but it's all smooshy! Now I have to wait for it to chill in the refrigerator before I can eat it...darnit!