Laughs for kids
 

It is my opinion, when they are having a bad day. Sometimes we need a laugh. So if your child having a bad RSD day, here are a few oldies but goodies that might cheer them up!



Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
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Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.

hi rainbow! welcome to NeuroTalk.

i don't know about the kids...but you sure cheered me up. :D i;m going to teach these to my 5 yr old grandmonkey. he hasn't gotten the hang of knock knock jokes yet. these are perfect for him. ty

Hello Rainbow!!

i love your name- I just needed to picture a rainbow during this cold dreary weather.:D

I think those are good for chuckles at any age.

reply
 

I am glad they were enjoyed!

With all the bad weather, everyone in the states has been having I figured it was time for something to smile about!

Talk to you soon!

Personal quote
 

Think of the excitement of seeing a rainbow as a small child,
To believe that there is a pot of gold at the end of it,
That gold will make you the richest person ever
If only you can find it first

Life should always feel that wonderful...