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My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead! Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond! |
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Classifieds These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper – FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER . 8-years old. Hateful little *******. Bites! FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog..able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents/lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie . And the best one?: FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.. Excellent condition.. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything |
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