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MelodyL 05-03-2010 10:06 AM

You HAVE to see what I bought!!
 
I had recently been robbed so I bought a pick pocket proof fanny pack (If you want me to make a video to show you this amazing fanny pack, just let me know, and I'll put one up on youtube.

But this video is what happened when I purchased a water bottle holder on ebay for the grand sum of $2.00

I clipped it to my fanny pack, I bought a bottle of poland springs water. I fitted the snug rubber ring around the neck of the bottle, and then I COULDN'T BRING THE BOTTLE UP TO MY FACE to get a drink of water.

So I said "well, you're like Macguyver, go and buy a little cup, stick it in your fanny pack and when you go out walking on a hot day, just take out the cup and pour, and drink.

Well!!! I never laughed so hard in my life. I went around the corner where there is a junk store that sells EVERYTHING, new and old.

So there was this brand new, still sealed up, little cup so I said "how much"? and the guy said "what will you pay?" and I said "I'll give you $.50 for it".

He was happy, so was I.

Remember, I was only looking for a little cup so I could pour my water as I go on my walks.

Get a load at what I bought!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7GoWN8N-Ps

Twinkletoes 05-03-2010 12:03 PM

I want one!!! :D

MelodyL 05-03-2010 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twinkletoes (Post 650975)
I want one!!! :D

I'm still trying to get past "his mighty loins on a steed".

lol lol lol lol lol

Twinkletoes 05-03-2010 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MelodyL (Post 650988)
I'm still trying to get past "his mighty loins on a steed".

lol lol lol lol lol

No no no, its mighty "thighs", lol!

Abbie 05-03-2010 04:04 PM

I want one!!!

I love odd and different kind of things!

:D
Abbie

mrsD 05-03-2010 04:12 PM

What will they think of next?

These are "shot glasses" and often used in sales promotions, etc.

They are also sold on Amazon in sets of 4 for $12.95.

The battery will expire eventually that is in the bottom of the glass.

But I agree, they are fun, and novel!

MelodyL 05-03-2010 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrsD (Post 651058)
What will they think of next?

These are "shot glasses" and often used in sales promotions, etc.

They are also sold on Amazon in sets of 4 for $12.95.

The battery will expire eventually that is in the bottom of the glass.

But I agree, they are fun, and novel!

Well, you might have thought I was David Copperfield about 30 minutes ago. I took my little glass gizmo, and a bottle of water, and went around the corner to my friend's porch. This little 2 year old Nicholas comes up on the porch and I said: "Nicholas, I have a magic glass, do you want to see what it does?"

Well, I poured the water and all of a sudden, it began doing the color slideshow and everyone went ooooh and aaaah and the kid had magic in his eyes.

Whenever I can put magic in a 2 year old's eyes, well that's for me.

Oh by the way, Wednesday is my 30th Wedding Anniversary. Two weeks ago, Alan asked me "What are we doing for our anniversary?" and I said "Oh, save your money, we'll go out for Japanese like we always do". (We go around the corner and that's the only thing we do for any occasion). I WON'T eat any place else because I don't trust ANY PLACE ELSE. And I love their salmon.

Well!!! earlier today I said to Alan "I'm giving you a head's up, don't forget Wednesday IS OUR 30TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY". He looks at me with a blank expression and says "But, but but, we are going out to the Japanese Restaurant, aren't we?" and I looked at him and said :

AND?????

And he looked at me and said: WHAT AND??? What the heck is AND supposed to mean?

I said 'well, if you have to ask, I'm not telling you". He's following me around the kitchen saying "Wait a minute, we're going to the Japanese Restaurant, aren't we, you mean THERE'S MORE???"

I looked at him and blinked my eyes and he said "But you told me not to make anything out of it, that we are only going to the Japanese Restaurant".

I looked at him, batted my eyes and said:

"AND YOU BELIEVED ME"????

He just stood there looking at me. I said "If I have to tell a man after 30 years what to do for me on my anniversary, then I DON'T KNOW THIS MAN!!

He's starts to mutter "I don't understand women, you are having a nervous breakdown, you told me we were going to the Japanese Restaurant"

I was laughing so hard (inside my head), just seeing him trying to figure me out.

He never will of course. I once told him "I love flowers, Valentine's day is coming up". He looked at me and said "But I hate flowers"

I said "they are NOT for you"

He never got it and he never will.

But I still like to mess with his head.

lol
P.S. I'll let you know what he figures out. He'll either get me a card, or buy me one rose. He did that once 25 years ago.

It was a fake rose and it sang.

lol
Melody

karousel 05-04-2010 06:31 PM

That cup is way cool!! And Happy Anniversary!

MelodyL 05-04-2010 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karousel (Post 651427)
That cup is way cool!! And Happy Anniversary!

Thank you very much.

We went shopping today, and he said "I'll meet you home, I have a few things to get". I said "fine"

I went home. He comes in 1 hour later and he's opening and closing drawers in the living room. I said nothing.

I wait until he goes into the computer room. I went into every drawer in that room. I found the card (didn't open it, I want it to mean something), AND I SAW THE DVD OF AVATAR.

I now have AVATAR.

Life is good.

He has no idea that I know.

Tomorrow will be so cooooool!!

lol.

30 years.

WOO HOO!!!

Melody


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