If Life Were Like A Computer:
 

Just for fun . . . What would you add to these.

If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

I want all of these plus - Auto correct to immediately correct my mistakes, cut and paste to make traveling so much easier, and an "ESC" button so that I can quickly go to my nice quite place to relax. On the keyboard, I would change the "num lock" button to "num unlock" button so the numbness would just go away.

Again, what would you add/take away/change?

:Thats-Funneh: Love it..:yahoo: :highfive: :trampoline: :ROTFLMAO: :Head-Spin:

F5 - REFRESH!!

I'd also increase my memory........ :cool:

CTRL+ALT+DELETE and you can start all over.

Format and reprogram your hard drive any time you want.

When a part breaks you can yank it out and put a new one in.


Oh, and don't forget.... you could upgrade your memory!

Good ones, Kelly! I'd increase my ghz as well - I need all the processing speed I can get.;)

I'd like to see some of the messages we get changed too...like...
http://home.earthlink.net/~sal.pal/s...s/computer.jpg

I hate it when files go missing. :hissyfit::hissyfit:


System Restore is so vital. I would "System Restore" all the way back to my pre-MS date.;)

When I delete,
I would be complete.

I want perfect virus immunity without it attacking all my circuits.

I would like to be able to reboot-reinstall.

It would also be nice to be able to sleep as soundly as does my Mac. :)