Cat Rules
 

Cat Rules for Our Home



1. The cat is not allowed in the house.
2. OK, the ca...t is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. OK, the cat is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
4. OK, the cat can get on the old furniture only.
5. OK Fine, the cat is allowed on all the furniture, but it is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. OK, the cat can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers or on the pillow.
7. OK, The cat can sleep under the covers and on the pillow by invitation only.
8. Well OK, the cat can sleep under the covers every night and on the pillow too.
9. Humans must ask permission to sleep on the bed, and under the covers with the cat; and, only the cat can sleep on the pillow. :))))

By: Marvin Wilbur

LOL!! :D This is so true!

I read it to my cats, and they said, "Rules??"

OK, rules are fine and good? BUT?
 

WHAT DOES THE CAT DO WHEN YOU ARE NOT HOME?

After all,? CAT IS there ALL the time? YOU are there part time!
Get my drift? Hugs - j

This is so true and so funny...thanks...my cat, Marlie would get a job if he had thumbs and then I would really have no rights...all the best, J

I've always been told (and believed) that cats graciously allow humans to live with them. That's what "Cats Rule" really means.

No, Dr Smith? Cats do try and train us...
 

And, at times succeed! Here is why!


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I've got the original of 'the silent miaow'? And I and my now spouse of umpty years can and do testify that the CAT 'never', 'ever' thought of helping me 'sew', until I'd obtained this publication in about '71 in the gray cover version! Sewing w/a cat literally 'at hand' can be adventurous ...to say the least!
It is a Very good and instructional to read for one being 'owned' by a creature! Any creature!
Do note? That the 'cats' guide'? Does include rules for the cat to follow or respect. Tho? Like dogs? Lockem out of the bedroom and THEY definitely want IN? Try 19 pounds against the door at 3AM, and able to work the door knob to boot! My big, first cat beast learned this BEFORE the book came out!
Creatures are different? But when it comes to OUT or IN!? They'll do it, guidebooks or not!
Love to all who miss their pets who'd trained them! - j

Never forget? Creatures often pick US. They are often the choosers. Guess they can figure us out faster than employers or doctors for sure! Doesn't matter what type of creature... just that THEY know We are for them!